Snoop Poems

Snoop Nation

    No special occasion ~
      just privacy's incessant invasion

Categories: snoop, hyperbole, peace, violence,
Form: Couplet

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg
 Has many songs in his catalog
 But things seemed a bit out of line
 When he changed his name to Snoop Lion, a feline!

Categories: snoop, music,
Form: Clerihew

Snoop the Vice

Dre for president
hes never said a word
i did not believe

Categories: snoop, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Snoop Doggie Dog

Snoop Dog for president
Let’s keep Mr. West on his ranch
He’ll legalize marijuana 
So why not give him a chance
A little Mary Jane in the Oval Office
Would surely calm some nerves
A President on pot just might serve
And give we the people a life we truly deserve
I’m sure old Snoop in the White House
Would do just a

Categories: snoop, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Snoop Dogg

Born Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr., became "Snoop Dogg"
          Murder was once the case they gave him, dawg

   Tha Doggfather. Iconic rapper and weed-lover, fo' shizzle
Pride of Long Beach, CA("LBC"). He cool, ya dig?...mah nizzle?



Date written: 03/29/2020

Categories: snoop, art, celebrity, people, tribute,
Form: Clerihew

Is Soupmail Still Private

IS  SOUPMAIL STILL  PRIVATE 

How do non - members get into soup,
Somewhere in the system there’s a loop,
And ask you to contact them please,
It makes one to not feel at ease,
This person does not exist on Poetry Soup!

Since I commenced with this friendly troop,
Had two or three mails, outside of our group,
I just

Categories: snoop, poetry,
Form: Limerick

Snoop All You Want

boring meeting.
faculty
we have them weekly
every Wednesday it takes me an extra ten
or twenty-five minutes to get home
mandated 
Even though it usually talks about
teaching math and reading
I teach neither
I begin to write poetry
A co-worker asks, “What are you writing?”
it is about her. She glances at it.
but can read nothing.
I am glad I know shorthand.

Categories: snoop, jobs,
Form: Free verse

Snoop Dog

He said, do you wanna smoke some marijuana?
But I just don't wanna
If you smoke the green
Your gonna eat some beans
I say is it legal?  
He says only partly
I only love my weed and my green, I’m sorry
I say, snoop, where you at, dog?
Then I smell the pot and say, ah, there you are
Don’t do

Categories: snoop, education,
Form: Free verse

Mister Snoop

These rhymes seem full of riddels

You must look inside

Not crappy metaphors like Snoop

That insult American pride

You have to use your mind

With a little bit of class

Instead of crossing the line 

And showing America your ass

Talking of what's real

Thinking yourself a prophet

Such grandiose behavior

Seems he can't stop it

Like all of Hollywood

Acting so officious

When they get what

Categories: snoop, life,
Form: ABC

Ancient Olga and Her Snoop

Our house has a garret
I never went up to until I retired.
Now I’m up there almost every day 
unless I have to stay in bed
until another spell passes.

When I feel all right 
I’m at the keyboard 
in the garret writing 
looking out the window
one eye on the neighbors.

They’re all doing well 
except for ancient Olga

Categories: snoop, age,
Form: Free verse

A Snoop In the House

A Snoop In the House

By Elton Camp

No search warrant does he need
The Constitution he needn’t heed

He’s learned the sneakiest way
Our right to privacy to betray

He’s learned every slimy trick
To be as all-knowing as St. Nick

Whether we’re asleep or awake
A clandestine look he can take

As a government agent always should
He knows if we’ve been bad or

Categories: snoop, corruption,
Form: Rhyme

Snoop the Cat

Snoop the cat is a brat but he doesn’t care,
he has lots of stripes and a bushy tail that sticks up in the air.
When he walks up to you looking so sweet,
just watch his paws ‘cause he has sharp claws
as he flops down at your feet.
And if you try to pet him make sure you

Categories: snoop, petscat,
Form: Rhyme