Short Gonorrhea Poems
Short Gonorrhea Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gonorrhea by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gonorrhea by length and keyword.
The Aunt Dance
An Italian once courted my Aunt
Who was bitten by ants in his pants
So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"
"I got the gonorrhea!"
That's when he learned the frying pan dance!
Timothy I. Brumley...
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Categories:
gonorrhea, funny, nature
Form:
Limerick
Dying Doesn'T Bother Me
The thought of dying really doesn't bother me
But the stuff at the end, that's not where I want to be
Russia, the Arctic, North Korea
Rather even have gonorrhea
The choice is not mine, rather make love in a tree...
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Categories:
gonorrhea, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Dying Doesn'T Bother Me
The thought of dying really doesn't bother me
But the stuff at the end, that's not where I want to be
Russia, the Arctic, North Korea
Rather even have gonorrhea
The choice is not mine, rather make love to a tree...
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Categories:
gonorrhea, anxiety,
Form:
Limerick
Tribute I
The rich man’s mouthpiece Scalia
Spread his will like gonorrhea!
In an overreach
He ruled money is free speech
And gave us all such diarrhea
Author's note: The decision ($$=free speech) murders our democratic process. He didn't champion free speech for whistleblowers or students. Does this make him a champion of the constitution and a great American?...
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Categories:
gonorrhea, death, humor, political, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Flossie, the Floozie
At night Flossie often went cruising.
With men, she went way beyond schmoozing.
So freely she bed-hopped;
then one day her fun stopped.
How'd she get the clap? So confusing!
Promiscuous people are daring!
While lovin' free, they may be sharing
more than they intended;
and then, to be mended,
they must have long-term doctor's caring.
Clap--gonorrhea
April 27, 2017...
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Categories:
gonorrhea, lust, pain, passion,
Form:
Limerick