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Sexist Who Will Exist and Enlist Horn Haiku

Sexist Who Will Exist and Enlist Horn Haiku

we know a sexist
who forever will exist
would like to enlist

Categories: sexist, analogy,
Form: Haiku

A Conversation With Cinderella

(Cinderella is the protagonist of the 1697 fairytale by Charles Perrault. The whimsical tale is later told in 1812 by the Grimm brothers.)

“Why, if it isn’t my dear Cinderella,
That twinkle in your eyes, still bright as your ballroom days,
In your smile I still see the sweetness of Nutella,
And in your glow some golden summer rays.”

“How

Categories: sexist, 11th grade, fairy, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme

'amen' Is 'sexist,' He's Decided

Mr. Emmanuel Cleaver has an old Testament name
It means 'God is with us;' of that he's not ashamed

   But 'Amen' is sexist, or so he's decided
   On that, Mr. Cleaver is sorely misguided




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'Emmanuel' is a name derived from the Hebrew
words 'El,' God, and 'Imanu,' with us.

'Amen' is a

Categories: sexist, gender, prayer, words,
Form: Clerihew

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

The Diminished Hexaverse of Women

Much like this poem,
women have been made
smaller over time:
speak less, don’t ask that,
cover up, unless

you’re with a man,
selling something
or on a screen.
As a mother

though don’t cry,
say that this
is hard work.

Girls' words?
Please just

stop.

Categories: sexist, for her,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse

Sexist, Sexist, Sexist

I just finished reading a new book
Which peers deep into human brains,
Methodically examining each sex
To see what is and isn’t the same,
And while men and women are much alike,
I was fascinated by the difference,
And how this could affect our world-views,
For example, I’m going to begin—

Sexist.  Sexist!  SEXIST!!!
You’re a sexist.  Sexist!  SEXIST!!!

But

Categories: sexist, gender, men, political, repetition,
Form: I do not know?

A Sexist Crime

A Sexist Crime

We would call all of this a sexist crime;
A woman for President is not the time;
Republicans decided,
And females derided;
Were immature and not met their prime.

They could be called incorrigibles who voted
Trump into power. They may constitute a
vote but who really wants them? They are
only needed so you can be voted into office.
After that,

Categories: sexist, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Sexist Selectives

Sexist Selective's

I’m getting old, easily confused,
So things take time to sink in,
Especially, from around our World,
Issues to behold, such daily news.

Now for some todays big thing to spoil it,
Is not famine or drought,
Nor is it the prospect of an impending war,
It seems Texas creates a controversial toilet.

In fact it has not actually created anything,
Merely stated

Categories: sexist, angst, care, change, christian,
Form: Quintain (English)

The Sexist Airline Passenger

The Sexist Airline Passenger

By Elton Camp

The passengers boarded for the flight
To one man it didn’t seem quite right

In the pilot’s seat a woman sat
“Hey I don’t know about that!”

“Onboard I will not remain
If a woman flies this plane.”

With utter scorn, another man said
“Get such stuff out of your head”

“Ideas like that are so out of

Categories: sexist, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Sexist Games

You complain of losing guys
To the transpiring battle of a pervert
When it seems you lost something besides your dignity 
And they're dangling out of your shirt

Sorry to be so blunt
But I'm sick of this game
Cursing guys for wandering eyes
When they're not always to blame

Now I know they're still some
Where being a pervert is all he'll

Categories: sexist, confusion,
Form: Free verse