Schlitz Poems - Poems about Schlitz

...Trump poems and epigrams V The prez should be above the law, he sez, even though he’s no longer prez. —Michael R. Burch Mercedes Benz by Michael R. Burch I'd like to do a song of grea......Read the rest...

...At nights we’d sit out on the balcony drinkin Breathin That thick mug air Of a New Orleans summer evening. Livin as easy As they’d let us In the bowels of the Irish Channel Where magnolias blo......Read the rest...

...I bought myself a duck I only paid a buck I would have given five If it had been alive I bought myself a porter I only gave a quarter But if they’d had a Schlitz I might have paid two bits ......Read the rest...

...Dazed and confused and buzzing hard The aging duo now sorts their cards They take a rest and search for air Joe jumps on Nancy and sniffs her hair A new concoction to fan the flame Warm Pabst Bl......Read the rest...

...Of my 36 halves: The latter, spent accruing 2 subtracted former halves, is 9, if equal parts divided mint 2 quarters passed 1 – done (tequila math). Those under 18 have no place in this. I was ......Read the rest...

...I DON’T CUSS I don't cuss; but what th' hail?! Is what I want to say, Political news, the campaign ads, The tweeting birds today. The Schlitz have truly hit the fan! What next will be sai......Read the rest...

...Above a cloudy jar of brine That floated greenish hard boiled eggs, Beside a Schlitz beer waterfall That told bar time (ten minutes fast), A taxidermied Jack-A-Lope With rabbit ears and tiny rac......Read the rest...

...Navy blue bucolic blinds Sneakers on the front porch Songs never heard Place to lay your head When summer comes to pass Didn’t know you cared About why I cared Dreams in drawers Tucked away a......Read the rest...