Rumpus Poems

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears

...Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged 
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah 
for diversity, equity and inclusion,
whose somber bowed heads
(hide t...

Petulas touch

...A story I came across recently. Hail to Petula Clark….

Petula’s Touch

She was a singer of some renown
Downtown and My love was her popular sound
And on 2 April 1968 she was still top
Renown ...

A Frightful Buffet

...Miss Muffet was a girl of thirteen, filled with youth's beauty and charm;
And a love of vibrant life zealous, like eager, vivid thunder of blue alarm.

She was a fine student, pert and pop...

Eager Bard Imbued Part Two

...Lemon tinted phase
gilded skyline blown
by ethereal fused mist 
eager bard imbued 
opal dream flotilla  
beyond tarnish while
flash point chariots 
of gleam-well canvass
astir or astern perfo...

Stir

...
Written: February 28, 2024
                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mayhem prevails as calm dries and stirs rise. 
A ruckus erupts as words and deeds blend.
Oh, the wrath, rela...

While attempting going to sleep after midnight

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight...

December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack 
on me blimey buttucks)
not only causing contusion, 
but flayin...

Mood Swings

...A pulsating sea prancing with it's shore
wallowed waters hollering new thoughts
buoyant memoirs seething and submerged
torrents in vortex, of haves and have nots.

wave after wave, rolling and r...

The Showdown

...'Twas an ominous moment when rode into town
To its marshal defy and outdraw and gun down
A notorious, murderous varmint named Slade 
Who had widows and orphans throughout the west made.

The ...

The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior

...The missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus 
to vibrate like jelly

Me experienced quite disruptive sleep
(quite early in the morning 
of November 10th 2022 -
no shut eye co...

Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted Out

...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through...

Dawn Rain

...All night unto dawn
a gentle sweetness – a soft rain
a comforting...
slow dreaming droplets
in a watery falling.                             
               
I overhear soccer moms backing-out ...

Poltergeist

...Poltergeist was feeling frisky
New residents were in his house
Celebrating new home drinking whisky
His ghostly presence like silent mouse.

Happy pair were quietly fluted
Snoozing cont...

Softly Falls the Rain

...All night unto dawn, a gentle sadness,
a comforting...
a dreaming rain falling,
as the world recalls its ancient roots.   
               
I listen to soccer moms backing-out of driveways,
the ...

Said To the Cheater

...Said to the cheater
come on lover girl clutch in tighter.
Let me feel the tiger tonight.
Make this room shake,
squeeze that anger out.
Lets make a ruckus tonight
I need to feel you,
make you s...

The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior

...The missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus

Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated
felt and heard round the world wide web
(strongest quaking sensations
occurred upon ...

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