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Premium Member About that gator recommended by a New Orleans waiter
Said a handsome New Orleans waiter, "Sir, can I recommend some freshly caught gator?" I said, "Are you for real? Didn’t you hear about that poor woman Lucille?" "But Sir, what if I can assure you ~ this ain't the gator that ate her?"...

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Categories: recommended, 12th grade, food, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Why Do You Think I Recommended Him to You
Shep was a slug-a-bug, a sluggard, a sloth A do-little, do-nothing, man of the cloth He cancelled more sermons than he ever wrote This lazy lay-about did not fool this old goat. He was a goldbricker at my church too said Lou. Why do you think I recommended him to you?...

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Categories: recommended, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Colleague Recommended I Read Machiavelli's 'The Prince' To Help Me Discipline My Class
One of the teaching standards Is Behaviour Management & Motivating & Engaging Students Classroom Manage- Ment Putting The Italian diplomat's Timeless wisdom on full display Written after a night At the pub This EVERSELLER After three weeks Of employing Machiavellianism In the classroom We checked student feedback "We won't put up with arrogant teachers." "He's a jerk." This behaviour management strategy Has now been Swiftly abandoned...

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Categories: recommended, humor, humorous, i am,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Construction Zone - Hard Hats Recommended: An Echo Poem
(An Echo Poem) Poet’s Prenote: This is a new poetic form that I have invented (I think)? I call it an Echo Poem where two stand alone poems (with their own titles) are given a new title and published as one poem with a new title because of the unique way in which they 'echo' each...

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Categories: recommended, love, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Scent of Water Not Recommended For Competition
While driving along, just after Mass Father McGee drove a bit fast But the person he passed, at eighty two Was Sergeant O'Mally all dressed in blue The Father pull over and it didn't take long To see the cops cruiser with all it's lights on McGee rolled his window, down ready to talk As O'Mally got out and cautiously walked When O'Mally...

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Categories: recommended, humor,
Form: Rhyme




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