The Scent of Water Not Recommended For Competition

While driving along, just after Mass Father McGee drove a bit fast But the person he passed, at eighty two Was Sergeant O'Mally all dressed in blue The Father pull over and it didn't take long To see the cops cruiser with all it's lights on McGee rolled his window, down ready to talk As O'Mally got out and cautiously walked When O'Mally leaned down to question McGee He smelled something wrong, poked his head into see "Have you been drinking" the Cop entertained "Only water, that's Holy, McGee did explain Then both looking down, what lie on the floor, An empty wine bottle, there two, maybe more "WATER" replied The Cop with a grin McGee then declared, "Christ's done it Again"