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Rashers Poems

Bacon Balls - risque

...When I was only ten years old, I yelled at my TV
For I could not believe the filth they played to kids like me
Right there upon my TV screen, a frog with skin of green
Was lusted after by a pig wh...

Categories: rashers, song,
Form: Lyric

Weekend Memory

...Late 1940s England

the square
   was packed
& the high street full
meat&veg seemed plentiful

market barkers
  drew the queues
with jokes
         impromptu

shoppers filed
     neat& f...

Categories: rashers, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme

On the Farm

...I wake up at five each morning, I hear cock a doodle doo
my stomach’s gurgling but I won’t eat until I'm through;
as the horses need feeding on hay and crunchy  car...

Categories: rashers, farm, work,
Form: Rhyme

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Market Day

...the square
   was packed
& the high street full
meat&veg seemed plentiful

market barkers
  drew the queues
with jokes
         impromptu

shoppers filed
     neat& formal
in sainsburys g...

Categories: rashers, memory, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme

Evening Fry

...A priest once told me that the lump
on my hand was a ganglion,
a fortress of fat besieged by health.
At last it burst and the hand swelled
like an old man's,
shovel shaped and splayed.

It was...

Categories: rashers, food, friendship, loss, memory,
Form: Elegy

Jacob's Ladder

...
The news out Armageddon is upon us and it’s time for all of us to go 
The world's armies have all gathered and they are putting on a show

Heaven is calling and everyone wants to know just where...

Categories: rashers, humorous, write,
Form: Epic

Five Fat Porkers

...Five fat Porkers

Five fat Porkers, in a Pig Sty
Eating Swill and Cabbages,
Grunting with a me oh my.

One of these Pigs called Emily,
Was taken out one day,
Now delicious rashers of Bacon,
...

Categories: rashers, animal, food, humorous, nursery
Form: Rhyme

Billy the Penguin Adds Insult To Injury

...Billy the penguin went to the dentist 
because he didn't take care of his teeth, 
All brown and yellow like a fungal growth on your feet! 
Billy was always snappy and chatty, 
he loved to interru...

Categories: rashers, absence, funny, goodbye, health,
Form: Rhyme

Well Now Then

...A template swap is a switch over to a swimming sword. Swordfish are very pleased at this and dunk their noses into goblets in a godlike fashion. Such etiquette in a swim. Formational framework finds ...

Categories: rashers, baseball,
Form: I do not know?