Evil Christmas Elves
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Tom Cunningham has declared war on the elves this year,
The ones who hacked Santa Claus' computer. and I fear
the naughty or nice lists were mischievously reversed.
I'm very sure I heard Mrs. Cl...
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Categories:
pdq, evil,
Form: Rhyme
Fright Time
...Steeple lit by lightning loud
Moon that's full peeks round a cloud
Trudging through the churchyard mud
Unwise shortcut: THUD, THUD, THUD!
The sound is muted ’neath my feet
No o...
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Categories:
pdq, grave, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
C'Mon Gimme a Botox Smile
...C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!
'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face of yours truly, me no...
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Categories:
pdq, funny, giggle, halloween, hilarious,
Form: Free verse