Mischief Poems - Poems about Mischief

A mouse, quite the agile small chap, Played hide-and-seek, right in cat's lap. The cat, with a yawn, Said, "This game's gone on, I'm napping, you rodent, perhaps?" ©bfa032225 ...

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A lass with red hair, bright and fair, Loved Guinness and drank without care, When she tripped on a stone, She let out a groan, Then farted and stunk up the air!...

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Billionaires live in a rat hole And hoard funds for their barren soul Their burrows and blight Are nests out of sight Where pest control's just whack-a-mole The rich bribe the prez with cash nuts And praise Trumpenstein's rodent guts! Those privileged imbibe Tax cuts for their tribe While we'll eat what's dropped from their butts...

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Like bubbles borne by sea if be this life— In space of time a mere random moment And still myriads of rare promises rife, E’en bubbles as event can make a dent. Wish, I see in waves and waters vast sea, See common clay, in all pots and potter, Wish, I can see the root...

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The cheating love You know how we are deep into the sea of love Like Salt doesn't cheat the water of sea sand doesn't cheat the depth of sea Like fire doesn't cheat the wood and like clouds doesn't cheat to be rain. I am A cluster bean when I start on you I am a cluster...

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Kant komment keener Loony labour greens and teals Liberal loosers Rorts and squeals..Alphabet soup They they can't connect.' Their voice was rejected.' Whars up next? Reckless toothles renewable fuels Concocted by morons, and peddled By fools.' Elbows comrades gather round Theres Michelle Rowland as circus clown The narrative of four years, now gossamer thin They've got two legged spiders doing the spin' Elbow's mates on the liberal...

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You were anticipating shallow water Instead you fell in the deep end This water’s a shade of blue you haven’t seen before You forgot that curiosity killed the cat Explains why you would you go and do a thing like that Unfortunately there’s a price to pay for waking her When you had no intention of staying up late...

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Not too much to say I’ll keep it concise, just stuff that energy inside my hat; There is trouble in witch’s paradise; But as they say I’ve got a spell for that; I may seem to be a bit mild mannered, do not discount the fire in my cauldron; Magick always runs by its own standard, the heart of the caster...

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When I was little, my stepfather and I would be outside, coloring the driveway with chalk or throwing a frisbee and he’d stop and say, “I’m gonna go stir your mama up.” He’d go in the house, coming out minutes later with my mom hot on his heels, waving her arms and haranguing his retreating back....

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Some kids their parents would chide And the bad habits they hide. "Don't touch your dad's bicycle, He'd mind baby's tricycle" "Make sure you in time arrive And he'll be back before Five!" Moves which make things seem okay; You won't see one try cheap fray. The ones who like to clothes soil Won't give Mum the chance to boil; A cause of...

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Nick's sword of mischief is ready, The thrusts to be ever steady For those he is sure are heady, Now controllable, soon an eddy... Nick's challengers need steely sword, Until they accept a Made Lord, Palm wine has failed with its swell gourd; No one has ever pleased a horde. Nick shall reached throats slash with his sword, Now it's without doubt the Spring...

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I don't see the funny part Of calling a woman Tart: What you now plan to restart And just burn a happy heart Words of mischief stacked in cart Had never won Purple Heart The loosed tongue may around dart But don't fail to smell like fart I foresee some tomorrow Face of repentance borrow; The hacked...

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My whirligigs are whirling Since the wind has come to call And my windsocks’ arms are twirling Like they’re gearing for a brawl. The temperature is dropping Back to wintertime degrees And the gusts will not be stopping ‘Til we all begin to freeze. Mother Nature is enjoying Making mischief these days; hence, ‘Tween the seasons we’ll be buoying As she laughs at our expense....

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I have a cat with fur as soft as silk Always Keeps a greedy eye on my milk A cutie, I love so much Sometimes, she acts like a witch Then I cannot but give her a hard kick! I have an unfriendly neighbor called Watts One night my cat ate up his porridge oats Closing the door with a thud He sat...

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outside my window I see them colluding plotting and scheming obviously planning for some mischievous purpose to take over the world they're quiet now but not for long soon I know they'll set their plan in motion and who knows what trouble they'll get into AP: 1st place 2022 Posted on November 27, 2022...

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