Mischief Poems

Monkey Mischief

In a village lived a lame man named Dick
Once he was walking along with a stick
A monkey with a grin
From back, pulled the stick in
With a flick of stick, he gave it a kick

January 20th mischief

Billionaires live in a rat hole
And hoard funds for their barren soul
Their burrows and blight
Are nests out of sight
Where pest control's just whack-a-mole

The rich bribe the prez with cash nuts
And praise Trumpenstein's rodent guts!
Those privileged imbibe
Tax cuts for their tribe
While we'll eat what's dropped from their butts

In mischief God made human mind

Like bubbles borne by sea if be this life— 
In space of time a mere random moment 
And still myriads of rare promises rife, 
E’en bubbles as event can make a dent. 
Wish, I see in waves and waters vast sea, 
See common clay, in all pots and potter, 
Wish, I can see the root

Witness mischief

The cheating love 

You know how we are deep into the sea of love
Like Salt doesn't cheat the water of sea sand doesn't cheat the depth of sea 

Like fire doesn't cheat the wood and like clouds doesn't cheat to be rain.

I am A cluster bean when I start on you 
I am a cluster

K K K

Kant komment keener
Loony labour greens and teals
Liberal loosers
Rorts and squeals..Alphabet soup
They they can't connect.'
Their voice was rejected.'
Whars up next? 
Reckless toothles renewable fuels
Concocted by morons, and peddled
By fools.' Elbows comrades gather round
Theres Michelle Rowland as circus clown
The narrative of four years, now gossamer thin
They've got two legged spiders doing the spin'
Elbow's mates on the liberal

Mischief Managed

You were anticipating shallow water
Instead you fell in the deep end
This water’s a shade of blue you haven’t seen before 
You forgot that curiosity killed the cat
Explains why you would you go and do a thing like that
Unfortunately there’s a price to pay for waking her 
When you had no intention of staying up late

Start Mischief

Not too much to say I’ll keep it concise,
just stuff that energy inside my hat; 
There is trouble in witch’s paradise;
But as they say I’ve got a spell for that;

I may seem to be a bit mild mannered,
do not discount the fire in my cauldron;
Magick always runs by its own standard,
the heart of the caster

Stirring Things Up

When I was little, my stepfather and I would be outside, coloring the driveway with chalk or throwing a frisbee and he’d stop and say, “I’m gonna go stir your mama up.”

He’d go in the house, coming out minutes later with my mom hot on his heels, waving her arms and haranguing his retreating back.

Kids Just Need To See Your Back

Some kids their parents would chide
And the bad habits they hide.
"Don't touch your dad's bicycle,
He'd mind baby's  tricycle"
"Make  sure you in time arrive
And he'll be back before Five!"

Moves which make things seem okay;
You won't see one try cheap fray.
The ones who like to clothes soil
Won't give Mum the chance to boil;
A cause of

Sword of Mischief Is Ready

Nick's sword of mischief is ready,
The thrusts to be ever steady
For those he is sure are heady,
Now controllable, soon an eddy...

Nick's challengers need steely sword,
Until they accept a Made Lord,
Palm wine has failed with its swell gourd;
No one has ever pleased a horde.

Nick shall reached throats slash with his sword,
Now it's without doubt the Spring

Calling a Woman Tart

I don't see the funny part 
Of calling a woman Tart:
What you now plan to restart 
And just burn a happy heart 

Words of mischief stacked in cart 
Had never won Purple Heart 
The loosed tongue may around dart 
But don't fail to smell like fart 

I foresee some tomorrow 
Face of repentance borrow;
The hacked

Mischief

My whirligigs are whirling
Since the wind has come to call
And my windsocks’ arms are twirling
Like they’re gearing for a brawl.

The temperature is dropping 
Back to wintertime degrees
And the gusts will not be stopping
‘Til we all begin to freeze.

Mother Nature is enjoying
Making mischief these days; hence,
‘Tween the seasons we’ll be buoying
As she laughs at our expense.

My Cat's Mischief

I have a cat with fur as soft as silk
Always Keeps a greedy eye on my milk
A cutie, I love so much
Sometimes, she acts like a witch
Then I cannot but give her a hard kick!

I have an unfriendly neighbor called Watts
One night my cat ate up his porridge oats
Closing the door with a thud
He sat

Planning a Little Mischief

outside my window
I see them colluding
plotting and scheming

obviously planning
for some mischievous purpose
to take over the world

they're quiet now but not for long
soon I know they'll set their plan in motion
and who knows what trouble they'll get into



AP: 1st place 2022

Midnight Mischief

Merrily
fairies tease lyrical tunes
arranged almost airily

Breezily
frolic with wild woodland sprites
dancing through branches of trees

Kisses pressed
with great delight on the ears
of squirrels sleeping in nests

Finally
as the sun rises, they slip
under leaves, sleep peacefully

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This is a Treochair, 3a/7x/7a - kind of like it!

https://www.writersdigest.com/write-better-poetry/treochair-poetic-forms

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