Maude Poems - Poems about Maude

Meddling Maude has a dangerous belief that she knows better than others she can raise your child and discipline it too whatever you do, probably needs tweaking and she is glad to be the tweaker She does not see any benefit to keeping opinions to yourself Maude shares her brilliant advice with people she encounters strangers on the street are given tips...

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seven cats tell my auntie Maude what to do. she does it too, she does it too. she dances with them until her knees are blue. they laugh at her, they truly do! seven cats are in charge of my auntie now. she has a barn, she has a cow. they like being out there getting fresh milk. they have torn up...

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he might have been a felon, a freak, a frizzle wiper or a fraud. we did not know him actually said speaker, young judgmental Maude. he had a look about him that made me clutch my purse. she assesses strangers quickly, treating people mean and worse. he might have been an angel, a do-gooder, a friend, a partner, I...

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There was no such thing as a perfect couple until Max and Maude. They immediately began naming snow balls – Cherish and Claude. Here is Cherish Maude said, as she lobbed it toward Max’s head. Max laughed and ducked and slid away on a bright red sled. Maude created Claude, Charlie, and Hacky Sack before he got back. He had...

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Maude Fealy was a gorgeous movie star in the nineteen hundreds. Her soulful blue eyes shouted out of the screen at the audience. Her parents disowned her when she began making “pictures”. She tried to get back into their graces, but it was a failed attempt. They never saw her on the screen or knew how much she was...

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Great Aunt Maude had a bejeweled flair With red and blue rhinestones in her hair Black fluffy coat resembling grizzly bear We could never outguess what she would wear Her glitzy outfits were worn with care Silver sequined gowns, shoulders often bare She entices old men on the town square All could easily be lured to her lair. Other ensembles could never compare Her...

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"Eyedrops from Heaven" his first rock band "Shellfish over Easy" blew a one-night stand "Impotent Conundrums" limp as asparagus "Cratering Stegosaurus" couldn't fire up any lyrics... Many years have passed and the old Rocker's gone soft His new girlfriend's Maude Lynne ~ They toke up, sneeze and cough...

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By Renee Denise Gross (Grasshopper*) #"HAROLD and MAUDE" Harold, poor Harold, Death Defying, Life Denying... and then came... Another day: dullness, bleakness, weakness Loathing Hi Mom! Remember Me? You Swam right passed me, just went right ahead and bypassed ME... You surely Soul Scorched Torched me... I guess it doesn't matter! Because really, you Never truly CARED to Know ME! Back to my demise, know I won't compromise,...

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MAUDE Her red plump lips doth tease releasing mood, And glasses squeeze the shark-like eyes of Maude. My tippy-toes reach her tall tattooed knees. Maude’s eyes slide down Her beak-like nose. She shakes aluminum-like paper pad, “Why poet,” she sneers, “are these your quaint words?” “Um and uh,” doth depart my liver lips, “I…and…,” I nervously stammer reply. She throws back her enormous head...

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POOR AUNT MAUDE Sitting bored I sat and sighed How inconvenient old aunt Maud had died I wouldn’t be here if the old bat was still talking Watching the relatives sipping and walking Gestures of sadness filled the room When holding a drink George fell over a broom Sister sue was covered in sherry Everyone shrieked when George landed on Jerry Jerry was...

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