Litterbox Poems - Poems about Litterbox

...There once was a fish kept in a bowl. In his little sphere he had control. But then that damn cat Knocked it over—splat! And proceeded to gobble him whole.......Read the rest...

...Daylight drags its feet, its slippers are grey and pad silently. Long after dawn night keeps rolling over in its grave refusing to die or give way. Bats flutter listlessly in twilit belfries ......Read the rest...

...cat looks to you for a steady feed occasional scratch vague companionship nothing more-nothing less... you're not his friend, you're his pet the times you're at your pinnacle is the time ......Read the rest...

...Sitting in the outhouse, Gettin' high on turds; Thinking about my crappy life, Can't sum it up in words The kids ain't worth a quarter, They're meaner than the mob; All they do is eat and far......Read the rest...

...I wanna write a poem, but I ain't got no pen; I'll sit here lookin' stupid, my patience is wearin' thin! I wanna write a poem, but I ain't got no paper; "Brain fart's" my middle name, that's my late......Read the rest...

...Sitting patiently in the hall waiting to be alone circling the doorway seeing the white ball asking to be unrolled! I think I'll make a mess today and ignore all I've been told Silly humans! W......Read the rest...

...Fat you were, beyond description. Jabba the Hut had nuthin' on you. From a scruffy little Brillo-pad sized stray Your appetite ballooned you To an incontinent continent of feline adiposity. A ......Read the rest...