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Litterbox Poems

Something Fishy Happened On the Way To the Litterbox

...There once was a fish kept in a bowl.
In his little sphere he had control.
But then that damn cat
Knocked it over—splat!
And proceeded to gobble him whole....

Categories: litterbox, animal, cat, fish, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Wringing Out a Few Limp Lines

...Daylight drags its feet,
its slippers are grey and pad silently.
Long after dawn
night keeps rolling over in its grave
refusing to die or give way.

Bats flutter listlessly in twilit belfries
...

Categories: litterbox, poetry,
Form: Free verse

The Underdog

...cat 
looks to you for 
a steady feed
occasional scratch 
vague companionship
nothing more-nothing less...
you're not his friend, you're his pet
the times you're at your pinnacle 
is the time ...

Categories: litterbox, cat,
Form: Free verse

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Outhouse Blues

...Sitting in the outhouse,
Gettin' high on turds;
Thinking about my crappy life,
Can't sum it up in words

The kids ain't worth a quarter,
They're meaner than the mob;
All they do is eat and far...

Categories: litterbox, faith, funny, hope, uplifting,
Form: Rhyme

I Wanna Write a Poem

...I wanna write a poem,
but I ain't got no pen;
I'll sit here lookin' stupid,
my patience is wearin' thin!

I wanna write a poem,
but I ain't got no paper;
"Brain fart's" my middle name,
that's my late...

Categories: litterbox, write,
Form: Rhyme

Mischievous Cat

...Sitting patiently in the hall
waiting to be alone
circling the doorway
seeing the white ball
asking to be unrolled!
I think I'll make a mess today
and ignore all I've been told
Silly humans! W...

Categories: litterbox, life
Form: Free verse

In Memoriam For My Old Kitty, Shadow

...Fat you were, beyond description.
Jabba the Hut had nuthin' on you.
From a scruffy little Brillo-pad sized stray
Your appetite ballooned you
To an incontinent continent of feline adiposity.

A ...

Categories: litterbox, funny, loss, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse