Relationship Limerick Poems

Our relationship is oh so sad

Whatever I do, she gets real mad

She'll start screaming on high

Then she'll blacken my eye

And all of you think you've...

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The one thing about relationships

With all of their trials and their quips

It's so easily found 

That the more you're around

It's just too hard to keep...

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O’er March 14 pie crusts we kissed
On 4/20 joints we could twist
It’s hardly slumming
When your date's coming
May the 4th be with you for this tryst...

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This limerick is about a clown,
Thought he’d do some shopping in town.
He scared baby boys,
His shoes made such noise.
So shoeless he shopped all around.
...

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There once was a cocky male frog
Who met a cute toad on a log
She thought he said “Ribbit”
In fact, he said “Rub it”
Now he’s belly-up...

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For a DTR from you I’m waiting,
and no more is it up for debating.
Quit bread-crumbing me,
or ghosted you’ll be
after ten years of off-and-on dating....

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There’s a man who loves one named Colleen,
For her, his throbbing heart is quite keen,
     For Valentine’s, he asked
  ...

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A fantastic duo quite rare
In no way can these two be square
What makes Jim's heart wilt?
It's Deb who is well built
With C cups that cause...

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I’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed
...

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She never liked it here this her confession
I knew all along I had a connection
her husband passed away
and the very next day
A rental truck in...

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When my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
...

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I once knew a trucker unmated
often, he’d become quite frustrated
known to be lazy
flies drove him crazy
their survival skills are underrated
...

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mocha dream in chocolate blend

whip cream clouds a sweet trend

coffee kiss cocoa love

flavor fuse from above

indulge a mug with a friend.
...

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What to me is a friend?
Someone who doesn't pretend
They're true to my face
My faults they embrace
They'll stay with me to the end

They share my joy...

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Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
	got fresh with Margo
	who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...

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