Relationship Limerick Poems
These Relationship Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Relationship. These are the best examples of Limerick Relationship poems written by international poets.
Older Men Are Beautiful
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder Poetry Contest
Crystol Woods
Her man friend, grey, over the hill, and older
He's cheesy, conning, plain, and a freeloader
She's
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Categories:
beauty, relationship,
At Least One Screw Loose
George was a prankster, at least one screw loose
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Categories:
change, color, humor, mother
That's Why Alexander was GREAT
The King of Greece went on a blind date
The lady thought
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Categories:
celebrity, horse, humor, relationship,
Cricket in the Summer
Pinkie's ova dried up in summer.
Her sackcloths made beach days a bummer,
till she caught a sperm whale—
an Aussie bowler, "Gale"—
who had spun her like a
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Categories:
depression, for her, humor,
Look at Yourself
Corpulence was once a sign of vast wealth
Although these days it’s
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Categories:
giggle, health, money, relationship,
The Octopus and the Gerbil
The octopus sometimes forgets
Its suckers when gerbils it pets.
It sticks to its arm,
Then falls, to some harm,
Which both of them deeply regrets.
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Categories:
animal, caregiving, funny, humor,
Broken
The reminder, the shattering of my drinking
glass
This put paid to my sleep as a
gloss
It was only the relationship that was
broken
Though my heart
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Categories:
betrayal, break up, friendship,
Only Perfection There Ain't
Our fantasy sometimes will paint
A lover that's some kind of saint.
But isn't that dull?
For life is more full
Where only perfection, there ain't.
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Categories:
boyfriend, cheer up, girlfriend,
Not today Tumbleweed
Suck off
Ted’s teaching grandma to suck eggs
“Don’t patronise me lad,” she begs
"It’s a job I can do
SO much better than you
Just scarper on your asses
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Categories:
humorous, relationship,
The Sonnet's Lament to the Limerick
O, idle love that flows where meters clash,
Where sense and vigor do not well align;
For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash,
For I, the
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Categories:
limerick, funny, funny love, humor,
A Sonnet and Limerick Once Met
A sonnet and limerick once met
Romantically in tete-a-tete.
The sonnet had grace,
The limerick, no trace:
Make match of your muses, the net.
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Categories:
analogy, funny, humor, love,
A Man, Half a Mountain of Hair
A man, half a mountain of hair,
Gave Cupid a bit of a scare.
He wasn't a knave,
He just didn't shave,
A heart that was rare did he
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Categories:
hair, humor, husband, love,
Fire Extinguisher Needed
There are traits good romances require.
Two of them aren’t sarcasm and ire.
Bobby’s temper’s the worst.
Each relationship’s cursed.
Who’ll be burned
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Categories:
anger, relationship,
Dorothy and the Lion
Wicked Witch of the West always jealous
Her green skin couldn't be seen near the trellis.
Cackling at Dorothy, you’re
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funny, relationship,
Secrets too few to mention
I have a few secrets that remain on hold,
Too fragile, too shocking, too bold.
Though I'd whisper them in your ear,
You might never quite hear,
For some
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Categories:
conflict, relationship,