Keir Poems

The House of Lords

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Bored of deplored 

Hordes of frauds

On abhorred company boards

Who applaud flawed

Seats stored…for cheats

Apply or buy on the fly

Enjoy till they die


Getting podgy..bet...

Stop knives

...Her wings are sharp and rusty
Her might is all a musty
Tears of rust she cries
As another soul dies
Someone minding their buisness
Not in a gang just walking the street
Going home after work to...

Stop knives

...Her wings are sharp and rusty
Her might is all a musty
Tears of rust she cries
As another soul dies
Someone minding their buisness
Not in a gang just walking the street
Going home after work to...

Stammering Keir Starmer

...Stammering Keir Starmer.... 

This Keir Starmer,
He's a Grandma harmer,
Not a ganja farmer.
He's a Bit of a dahmer,
Here in Britain,
Nothings calmer,
Like this Man,
Is a body embalmer.
Wher...

Nuclear Warfare

...Nuclear warfare?... 

Nuclear warfare,
the storm's on the brink,
How will it happen?
Where will you sink?
When the tidal wave of war crashes from the sea,
What’s the first thought?
Kids and m...

Sir Keir Starmer

...Sir Keir Starmer
is the fifty-eighth British Prime Minister.
Maybe he's not charismatic, but he is pragmatic;
a defender of human rights and all things democratic....

24 Hour News - Euro 24

...Can anyone follow the news anymore?
during Euro 2024,
after the UK elections,
when I want to know the latest selections,
In Gareth Southgate’s team,
In Sir Keir Starmer’s team,
with everyone an...

July 2024 Britian dreams

...The football is good, sir keir is in.' The sun is out
 Maybe some cheer is needed? So that tells
Me the clouds might stay unseeded? Soon the euro
Luvvies will be waxing, their hulls to sail the se...

A Political Crisis In Avian Terms

...Richi, Liz and Boris,
which one will the fountain bless?
What wise owl flies to our aid
and pulls us from this mess?
Vultures make lazy circles
and falcons loop the loop.
Maybe they won't say b...

Keir

...A Brit politician named Starmer
I've heard is a bit of a charmer
He thinks it's his call
To come save us all
A knight without shining armor...

It Was a High Time - Kiers Bath-Time

...Rod Humphries was raging
As Keir Starmer came staging
You covid conniver!
Such lies lit this pyre'
Neath the sign of the Raven
He inferred of Keir coward craven'
Undeterred by a minder
He barr...

The Saviour of the Right

...Rich with a conscious
Living in the city
A socialist soul 
In a barrister cloths
His money worry’s
Involve can he count that high
And which home to use tonight
The tribulations of the socialis...

The System Broke

...Row after row of terraced houses
a thousand storys all with the same ending. 
Clocking in clocking out
new born babys crying 
old men dying.
Red letter days and no way to pay
this is the realit...

Scruples

......for my sons Keir and Evan


Truth is a two-edged sword,
you will be cut by nonsense,
not by circumstance, my son,
and blinded to its darker side
you'll drift in seas of innocence,
carefree...

Scruples

...Truth is a two-edged sword, 
you will be cut by nonsense 
and by circumstance, my sons, 
full blinded to its darker side 
you'll drift in seas of innocence, 
carefree as two neophytes 
with all...

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