wife irritates Farmer B
Farmer B spent the day moving a carrot from Farm A to B.
Why didn’t you plant it in B in the first place asked his wife, C.
He had no reply, for it made sense, and irritated him a little.
She is an older gal with a tiny beard, and sometimes a bit of spittle.
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Categories:
irritates, age,
Form: Rhyme
What Irritates Them the Most
What
is
irritating
them the most,
Sometimes some people
don't understand you.
Not because you are so complicated,
Not because you are so rich,
Not because of your pride,
Not because of your intellectual capacity,
Not because you don't revenge
After their multiple provocations.
It is because of their bad intentions
Towards you which failed many
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Categories:
irritates, 12th grade, courage, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
Gossip Irritates Cookie
Cookie the cat was as hot as a bull burnt to medium well.
His kitchen was corrupted, and there was a foul smell.
He had never wanted this occupation anyway, truth to tell.
Our head cook looks peeved today, whispered his cousin, Jel.
His face is green, and his cheeks looked like a pinkish conch shell.
This observation was made
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Categories:
irritates, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Guess What Word Irritates Me
Guess which word irritates me in this poem?
If you do not figure it out, you can read my notes.
Who has the most clout? A carwife or a housewife?
Do we have to factor in the dollar amount paid for the car
and the house?
Would the two million dollar housewife be worth more or less than the
one
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Categories:
irritates, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Penurious Husband Irritates Wife
She was often totally furious
With her husband who was penurious
He gave pennies to the poor
After quite a big uproar
His flamboyant stinginess quite curious.
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Categories:
irritates, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Categories:
irritates, introspection, love,
Form: Verse