Humorous Identity Poems

 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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All
True
Goths
Covet
Lace
Vampires
Lightning
Spiders
Coffins
And
Poetry



*I wrote this poem on January 8, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 8 and the prompt...

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colloquialism to say is quite the trick
tells where your from by words that you pick
with diplomas on the wall
my friends I appall
when I go fishing...

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Eddie/Dad

I try to see 
back before 
to who Eddie once was
just barely before when
the bending began
Eddie was after all
a cute child 
wide eyed
hugging kissing and...

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Hey there you.' Just put it down and step away.'
Reality is as plain as day.' Even night wont cover
You, you who are faceless; faithless thoiugh...

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The Invention of Love®

By Mark D. Stucky
When did God invent love?
Does God still hold the patent?
If patent protection expired,
is love now public domain?

How could love...

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Millennials posting public outcry -
Identity crisis peaked all time high!
Once selfie is in place, 
Then photoshop the face - 
It's now iCloud clear: Me, Myself...

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A terribly tired, trashed-out old truck,
lacking in luster, down on its luck,
longingly looked at a lithe little Lexus
there at the bar, fresh in from Texas.
Depressed,...

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Glorious world with sacrilegious act.
Untamed people with staled facts.
Courageous ones are dismantled for instance,
Fictional ones are too fiction to rant.
Vigorous thoughts following with stance.
Humorous ones...

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We may be a nation of laws
     But we're not a nation of lawyers

   The Constitution - We don't...

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Almost all aborigines are Australian
And are apparently also Albanian
Although an amateur actor and atheist
Allegedly also an arsonist
Asked an adjacent Albanian
Are any Albanians Australian
An ardent and...

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They teased Percy Bysshe Shelley
   about his middle name
Mine, Shmuel, is no less strange
   ~ though it's yet to lead to...

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Good morals can't be traded, bought or sold,
But virtue check’s easier said than done;
I truly want to be an honest man,
Yet more so filthy rich,...

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We talk and share our thoughts
Yet I don’t really know who you are
At times I actually don’t know if your male or female
Or your real...

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What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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