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Humorous Identity Poems

These Humorous Identity poems are examples of Identity poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Identity Humorous poems written by international poets.

Mistaken Identity

Some crooks are dumb as they come,
these thieves should get what they deserve
as they won't go so very far
now they're done taking a ride
in the

Categories: identity, car, fun, humorous, judgement,

Identity Crisis

Long after midnight
in late December
woke one night in total fright
as where I was did not remember
but more importantly
couldn't see
the forest for the trees
and did not

Categories: identity, anxiety, fun, humorous, inspiration,

Wiped Out

Exhausted played out past the point of no return
and yet while I have breath there's a will
and still the fire within shall burn
but what with

Categories: humorous, identity, life, philosophy,

Advanced Birdwatching For Beginners

Crow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities

Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend

Categories: identity, bird, fun, funny, humorous,

Well, He Said He Was

So Eric the Viking was not to my liking
I met him one morning when I was out hiking
It’s worthy of note
He owned not one boat
And

Categories: humorous, identity,

Rubberneckin' Double D's

Rubberneckin’ Double D’s
         Some men seem to live for these
Pack a rack and watch the eyes

Categories: identity, fun, girl, humanity, humorous,

Words From Home

colloquialism to say is quite the trick
tells where your from by words that you pick
with diplomas on the wall
my friends I appall
when I go fishing

Categories: identity, culture, humorous, language,

Eddie

Eddie/Dad

I try to see 
back before 
to who Eddie once was
just barely before when
the bending began
Eddie was after all
a cute child 
wide eyed
hugging kissing and

Categories: identity, angst, anxiety, child abuse,

Stop Thief

Hey there you.' Just put it down and step away.'
Reality is as plain as day.' Even night wont cover
You, you who are faceless; faithless thoiugh

Categories: analogy, appreciation, humorous, identity,

Identity

Millennials posting public outcry -
Identity crisis peaked all time high!
Once selfie is in place, 
Then photoshop the face - 
It's now iCloud clear: Me, Myself

Categories: humorous, identity,

Mixed Signals

A terribly tired, trashed-out old truck,
lacking in luster, down on its luck,
longingly looked at a lithe little Lexus
there at the bar, fresh in from Texas.
Depressed,

Categories: humorous, identity,

Perchance

Glorious world with sacrilegious act.
Untamed people with staled facts.
Courageous ones are dismantled for instance,
Fictional ones are too fiction to rant.
Vigorous thoughts following with stance.
Humorous ones

Categories: identity, city, class, crazy, emotions,

Laws, Not Lawyers

We may be a nation of laws
     But we're not a nation of lawyers

   The Constitution - We don't

Categories: america, humorous, identity, image,

An Albanian Aborigine

Almost all aborigines are Australian
And are apparently also Albanian
Although an amateur actor and atheist
Allegedly also an arsonist
Asked an adjacent Albanian
Are any Albanians Australian
An ardent and

Categories: humorous, identity,

Time's Running Out

They teased Percy Bysshe Shelley
   about his middle name
Mine, Shmuel, is no less strange
   ~ though it's yet to lead to

Categories: celebrity, humorous, identity, poets,