Funny. Poems - Poems about Funny.

The Chicken Plucker

Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live duck!

Charlie Brown

Leader of Peanuts gang Charlie Brown
Plays mean football without backing down
But when main crush  Red Haired Gal arrives
He dreadfully runs...attacked by hives!

Casper the Friendly Ghost

Casper the Friendly Ghost 
was youthful and wanted one thing the most;
each show he searched to find and make friends.
kids always ran; maybe the wispy can't plan solid ends.

What's This

In a pond,
there lives a frog
who looks and talks
like a polywog.
When he's asked,
Why is this so?
he looks up and says,
I don't know.
Now truth be told
we're none the same
and you can call it
by any name;
but it still holds true
that a rose is a rose,
so go and stick that
up your nose! 
Now it's no matter
if you're here

Until Then I Will Love You

Verse one:
One day when all the air is gone
When the stars grow where the trees belong
I will still love you
If there comes a day when all is gray
Cause to the moon, all colors ran away
Oh I will still love you
If suddenly pigs really fly
And broken hearts don't make us cry
Don't you worry, I will still

INTITIALS ON DRIVERS LICENSE FUNNY

WELL I NEVER DROVE CALL ME OLD SCHOOL BUT I WAS BORN AT HOME IN BLIZZARD 1963 IN CHICAGO DURING A CIVIL RIGHTS RIOTS SADLY IT WAS DANGEROUS I WENT TO HEADSTART IN DARK SEDANS WITH FOUR GUARDS IN DARK GLASSES IT WASN'T SAFE TO DRIVE I GREW UP IN A ERA WHERE CAR BOMBS

Dog Chases Tail

Dog chases his tail round and round,
was he spell bound?
He looks very funny,
like a wound up dog bunny.
Did you ever feel like this crazy dog?
Are you living in a fog? 
Maybe you are asking where am I going?
Is life unknowing?
Could we be chasing our own tail?
Take a deep breath and have a cold ginger ale.

Popeye : clerihew

Cartoon Character Clerihew 
12.8.25

   
Popeye, the Sailor Man

a confidence trickster who always said, “I can !”

he could do any strenuous task when at sea

on land, he follicked with Queen Bea !  

Donald and Daisy : clerihew

 
Cartoon Character Clerihew 
12.8.25


Donald Duck and Daisy Duck

had so much plucky luck

they invested in tranquil park ponds

then meditated swimming alongside fronds !

Mickey and Minnie : clerihew

 
Carton Character Clerihew 
12.8.25


Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse

wanted to buy a fancy estate house

went scurrying to a corporation bank

found it full of greedy glitzy  hanks ! 

Ode To The Bin That Betrayed Me

In moonlight's hush, beneath the elm,  
A masked marauder stalks his realm.  
With paws like whispers, eyes like coal,  
He seeks the prize that fills his soul.

But lo! The bin—his ancient foe—  
Stands smug, unyielding, sealed in woe.  
Its lid, a tyrant, cold and tight,  
Dares mock his hunger

Street Life Pitbull Thug

(Intro)  
Yo, I got scars on my knuckles and dreams in a duffle,  
Life gave me lemons, I sold 'em in a hustle.  
Mandy said “swing by,” I said “bet,” no delay—  
But what happened next? Man, lemme just say...

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Verse 1
Mandy told me to stop by, I pulled up in Crocs,

Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny:
a cartoon character who was more than just funny.
His way of dealing with rivals was shrewd.
Yosemite Sam always came out worse in their feud.

JOY BY THE CANDLELIGHT

JOY BY THE CANDLELIGHT
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Inside walls where shadows dance bright,
Lived Max the mouse, heart full of light.
     By the soft candle's glow,
     He would shiver, you know,
As he warmed his tiny paws through the night.

In the glow of the moon, Max felt bold,
With stories of cheese to be

Funny Semitic Thing

How come "Semitic" be "anti-Semitic"! Give me a break shall yeah

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