Funny. Poems - Poems about Funny.

They don’t make ‘em like Henny Youngman no more Borsht-belt comedians, vaudevillians before Delivered punch lines one after another and another Rat-a-tat-tat-touille ~ their tongues just like rubber ...

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I’m at the net, Fast hands, quick feet. I read the game, I take my stand. You swing? I’m there. You tip? I’ll block. I jump high, Land strong, In the front, I belong. I control the court, I set the tone. In the front, I stand alone. ...

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Jack Traven, on a bus, quite distressed, Said, "This speed limit's truly a test!" He'd leap and he'd dash, With a panicked mustache, "And where's my next donut? I'm stressed!" ©bfa032025 (Keanu Reeves in Speed) ...

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Butler, as Clyde, with plans quite insane, Said, "Justice? I'll cause you some pain!" He'd plot and he'd scheme, A vengeful extreme, Then, "My lawyer? He's driving me sane!" ©bfa032025 (Gerard Butler in Law Abiding Citizen) ...

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Brave Hanks, 'midst the Normandy storm, Led his men, keeping them warm. He'd yell, "Find that Ryan!" While inwardly sighin', "My pension? Is that the new form?" ©bfa032025 (Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan) ...

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the silver birch it likes to hide so as you search at eventide you find it there with many friends playing poker through the night the common oak a wise old man an aging folk since time began grandfathers of the forest they speak myth and folklore when they can the sycamore with helicopter seeds sets out its store among the weeds then grows to be big and...

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Tongue in Cheek What is it about rhyme That so defines a poem Throughout recorded time Rhyme’s a poems honored home. Yet many have there been To prove a home’s not one And timeless time’s we’ve seen That having more’s more fun. While rhyming does persist, It always has a home, There are those who resist Whose words demand to roam. Rhyme to me does not appeal I find...

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John Cutter, with nerves made of steel, Said, "These terrorists, they've made a bad deal!" He'd kick, punch, and flip, With a cool, steady grip, "Always bet on black," was his zeal. ©bfa032125 (Wesley Snipes in Passenger 57) ...

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Frank Farmer, with stern, watchful eyes, Said, "This pop star, I'll keep from surprise!" But her fans, quite intense, Caused his hair to condense, "I just wanted a job, not a prize!" ©bfa032125 (Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard) ...

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Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap, From his hunters, he'd constantly creep. Through jungles so dense, With incredible sense, "This chase," he thought, "makes me go to sleep!" ©bfa032125 (Rudy Youngblood in Apocalypto) ...

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Larry Bird, with his trash talk so fine, Would shoot from the corner, on time. With a smirk and a stare, He'd just stand right there, "That's a three, and the game's now all mine!" ©bfa032125 ...

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‘Here come some more of them Plenty of little kids too Time to put on our funny faces Entertain them for a while’ ‘Chase each other...

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jam in a sandwich jam upon toast jam in puff pastry jam Sunday roast jam in a donut jam served with fries jam on a cracker jam curry and rice jam mash potato jam in a bowl jam on spare ribs jam casserole jam cheese burger jam and fish jam meat loaf jam sausages jam kebab jam on best ham unfortunately though we’ve run out of jam! ...

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{based on a classic joke} A lady briskly walked one day, To work, not far, just blocks away. She passed a shop with parrots near, When suddenly, she paused to hear-- "Hey lady!" squawked the feathered spy, She turned, confused, and met his eye. "You’re really ugly," said the bird. She gasped! "Did I hear what I just heard?" Fuming, off to work she...

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Perched up high, a nosy spy, a feathery fiend with a twinkling eye. Mimics whispers, spills the tea, squawking secrets recklessly! "Mrs. Jones wears curlers bright!" "Mr. Clark snores every night!" "Lucy kissed the mailman twice!" "Grandpa hides a stash of dice!" The neighbors glare, the house is tense, one loose beak, at their expense. Locked away, but still he crows-- "Wait 'til you hear what...

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