{based on a classic joke}
A lady briskly walked one day,
To work, not far, just blocks away.
She passed a shop with parrots near,
When suddenly, she paused to hear--
"Hey lady!" squawked the feathered spy,
She turned, confused, and met his eye.
"You’re really ugly," said the bird.
She gasped! "Did I hear what I just heard?"
Fuming, off to work she...
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