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summer gone

The heat has gone the sun slowed down 

And its rays went out of town, 

It just left us in the cold 

In our shivers growing mould, 

Need replacement for the heat 

Back again that feeling sweet, 

To feel the heat right on the cheek 

So much good for the physique, 

A replacement I must find 

One that’s sweet a one that’s kind, 

Perhaps an image does the trick 

And watch your wares with every click, 

That would surely warm my heart 

As it was right from the start, 

Cause when I first laid eyes on you 

Felt all the veins burning right through.

Premium Member On The Road Again

a muddled motorist questioning menopausal overtake ,
tongue tunefully straying !


(Weekly Magnetic Poetry Challenge • October 5–11, 2026)

Premium Member funny insurance commericals on TV

laugh
silliness
a tv spot
insurance commercials
funny


Premium Member funny footle

jumping
chiggers
flying
freckles
running
horses
happy
good times
funny
footle

The Woman on the Lake

The woman who lived on the lake
Was always believed to be fake
She'd come in the night
At the first loss of light
Eating a huge chocolate cake

The Woman from Old London Town

A woman from old London Town
Walked the streets in a beautiful crown
Not a stitch on to wear
Though she'd couffured her hair
But where on earth was her gown?


The Woman and the Toad

The woman who lives down the road
Enjoys signing songs to a toad
Her voice is delightful 
Her songs are insightful 
But it's a weird way to simply offload

A Young Woman from Putney

There was a young woman from Putney
Who enjoyed making raspberry chutney
The problem she found 
As she fell to the ground
Was she was eating nothing but brie

Premium Member afoul of a fowl

( duck’s confession )


time has come for getting tough
          for I have now had quite enough
               day-after-day this kid comes 'round
     to pester me like some old hound

pelting me with day-old bread
          and poking posies at my head
               calling me these cutesy names
     and forcing me to kiddie games

her silly parties, cakes and tea
          are not what they're quacked up to be
               hugging spells I've barely weathered
     if not for her, I'm fully-feathered

and if you please, I've had my fill
          her painting lipstick ‘pon my bill
               now she's pulled the final straw
     a rare offense of barnyard law -

spraying me with bottled water
          (wait 'til she sees what it's got her)
               now it's MY turn for some fun
     I've got that chicky on the run …

perhaps she'll learn, now run amuck
          that "NO" means nothing ...

                    to a duck.





~ POETRY AGAINST POVERTY ~

( photographic art created copyright-free by the author with Gemini AI / Meta AI software )

Different Autums

Flavours  of grey, brown,
and green.

Heavy , thick cottons
hanging by threat
of lightning,

waiting calmly
before an incredible
downpour and
thunderstorms.

As it sweeps through
cracks  and soil,
covering every
pitfall.

Careful car rides
through roads,
not wanting to be part
of mechanical disaster.

Scent of wet mud,
a sign from afar,
and afterward,
leftover effect.

Doesn’t know between
city and empty lands
as wind passes through.

But dust moves free
in the emptiness
of no tree or homes,

rises high and,
like a crazy predator ,
sinks its teeth
into every surface,
covering all.

And allergy and
cleaning floors
are its aftereffect.

Dew-covered,
lush leaves
are better than
humans’ case .

As roots drink  like
a thirsty man in desert,
or the chore of bringing
fresh bread from
bakery in mid-afternoon.

No Halloween celebration,
but cleaning companies.
No pumpkins,
but dust and storms.

Yet we love  it all—
our motherland,
Sudan .

Premium Member High-heel-ette and drunkard

There once was a lady named High-heel-ette,
Who wore only high heels, you can bet.
She wore them to roam,
She wore them at home -
But her feet never once got wet!




There once was a man full of cheer,
Who wished for just one little beer.
He got rather drunk,
And fell in a trunk -
That's what you get from one beer!

COFFEE, DONALD?

AMERICAN NEED

MORE NASTY WOMEN, INDEED

CAITLIN CUP DOES READ

Premium Member Minty Moonlight

Minty moonlight
crackles like bug juice
under waxen stars
that sing with wrath.

Summer suns die
as Autumn tickles
ice cream nomads
with ribbons of lice.

Premium Member junk is a hunk

                          junk is a hunk
              weighs me down, while I clunk
                        all over the house
                               trying to manage the thing
       while lost in a dithering funk.


                          alas, worthless junk
        piled up and further up!
where to begin!   what a laborious lump! 
               am I, wasting time
                             sorting through this 
            huge, hopeless hump? 


                             I falter, I bump
                  into a fellow, flighty frump
                            aimlessly sorting
               through her own jangly junk! 


            together, we commiserate 
                     and conclude that our junk
                                is just adding up 
                      to a barreling barrage of bunk!

JACK IS BACK

DO NOT MESS WITH JACK

SCHMITT DID AND LOOKS LIKE A HACK

BRITT TAKEN ABACK

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