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Funny. Poems - Poems about Funny.

Funny. Poems - Examples of all types of poems about funny. to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for funny..
Premium Member What Was I Thinking
when I spilled a full vat of maple syrup - more pancake…more butter ...Read More
Categories: funny., funny, work,
Form: Monoku

Premium Member What do you want to be when you grow up?
One time when I was in nursey school, Miss Shanahan had everyone sit in a circle and one-by-one say what we wanted to be when we grow up. It was what you’d expect… Doctor Firefighter Astro naught Truck driver Race car...Read More
Categories: funny., child, funny, god,
Form: Free verse
Breaking hours, light flickering between gray torrents, restrained luminosity. (otherwise too glorious) Oh but your shine when I see, dazzling of it’s own volition, your introspection so damn zen. (no axe to grind) It seems as if you’re...Read More
Categories: funny., fun, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chapter 2 -- DAMIAN HAKIM:Year 2011
Carter Hakim's family grew by two. 10 year old Damian lay asleep Saturday Early morning October 2011. His 6 years-old sister Manisha, 5 years-old Franky-Joe and 3 years-old sister Salis Busted into his room startling him From...Read More
Categories: funny., birth, confidence, devotion, funny
Form: Prose
A Scottish Location
A bonnie wee place, Drummore. Just aff the Galloway Shore. A stoat and a fish. Their signature dish. A bonnie wee place Drummore....Read More
Categories: funny., cheer up, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick

A Love Letter
Oh sweet nothing, I really miss you Just putting one foot on the table, or two If I could just sink in to this sofa and stew Oh sweet nothing, I do so miss you What if you could...Read More
Categories: funny., funny love, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Night Terriers
Once I had a big fright, It was dark, it was cold, was the middle of the night Not so bright. Fur on hand, Such pungent air I cannot stand, It’s planned? Oh look. Dog had a spook, Poop. Once I had a big...Read More
Categories: funny., animal, dog, funny, night,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Taylor Swift She Is Not
Rants do not make great songs Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say not so great in a thong when you sell no tickets you have no show Unless you on the side streets of cali among peepers and creepers then ticket...Read More
Categories: funny., analogy, funny, integrity, mental
Form: Cinquain
Escaping Class
Students escaping classes was always a problem. Yesterday, the headmaster caught Herpes on the corridor. *From Mr. Bean* September 17, 2023...Read More
Categories: funny., funny,
Form: Prose
Premium Member The Big Surprise
An adventurous lad named Ling, By chance he found a talking ring. Then a big surprise, Right before his eyes, It became a bird that could sing! ...Read More
Categories: funny., beach, bird, boy, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Let's Make New Mistakes - Parody
~ Parody of 'Let's Go Fly a Kite' ~ from the movie, Mary Poppins ...Read More
Categories: funny., fun, funny, song,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member You Look Nice
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said she left to get our ordered bread as his black coffee cooled he said, “You’ve got her fooled,” and I went home and hid my head...Read More
Categories: funny., father daughter, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Three Poets
Did you hear the one about the three poets that went walking in the woods? They bumped into each other at the fork in the woods. None of them knew which way to go. (They should have all...Read More
Categories: funny., funny, humor, nature, poetry,
Form: Other
The king banished a cat
The king banished a cat, such a jest, To Madrid, in the west, on a quest. With Spanish cheese and feline grace, It grew plump in that very place, Then married a funny in haste....Read More
Categories: funny., cat, fun, funny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Semi-Daffynition
Conundrums heard once too often pale, wither, turn humdrum ~ 'abc' gum _________________________ 'abc?' C'mon guys: 'already...Read More
Categories: funny., change, funny, repetition,
Form: Rhyme

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