Funny. Poems - Poems about Funny.

A cheeky young monkey named Lou, Whose antics were quite a to-do. He'd steal every hat, Then swing where you sat, And grin, "Just a prank, me and you!" ©bfa031425 ...Read the rest...

I once thought I was a renaissance man ...Read the rest...

This question is often asked of me “When are you going to grow up?” My answer to that is “why grow up” “I'd much rather stay a young pup” Growing up sure ain't no damn fun To a world of...Read the rest...

Sir Isaac Newton, so great, Had the apple been rotten and late, No physics would have been discovered yet, No derivations would have ever been set....Read the rest...

A naughty urge has now bloomed fully grown thoughts keep placing intent in my head zone I imagine a slingshot in my dark side's desired plot I wish to shoot Soup's robot bunny down...Read the rest...

The pi that’s of math has its day, But that of the baker, no way. Though both are quite round, Less merit is found, In pies that in stomachs do lay. ...Read the rest...

The first time you kissed me, it was such a shock, I literally saw time stop on the old kitchen clock. But before you accuse me of over-the-top flattery, let me assure you, it turned out to be...Read the rest...

I love Comedy Yes, I do to read a clown spewing humour what the hell can I add when a man defends feminism and then bends over for trump he's asking for praise right up the rump Lets be clear, and honest...Read the rest...

Hi-Choo Early spring in Corinth and I’m bathing in a pollen shower as fuzzy green seedlings are whisked here and there in the blustery March breeze, I sneeze!! Remnants of last night’s thunderstorm cruse across the pale...Read the rest...

I have news—did you know what transpired? I have snooped, I have searched and inquired. I have used all procedures required. I have Instagrammed, googled and tweeted. All my quota these searches depleted. I bought more and my snooping repeated. I...Read the rest...

(Sponsor : Kai Michael Newmann) MOON ON A SPOON If I could I would fetch you the moon on a spoon Oh ? Really ! you ballyhoo coon you make me swoon If I could I would fetch you...Read the rest...

O, idle love that flows where meters clash, Where sense and vigor do not well align; For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash, For I, the quest for harmony divine. Think not these matters well enough ignored, That...Read the rest...

When I saw the blue cheese, I almost fainted. It was orange, and green tainted. What else is that in the fridge? Something that has a moldy ridge. With weird fuzz and spots. An old pickle...Read the rest...

One Matthew McGregory Hale Was thought to resemble a whale. I don't mean so large, Nor shaped like a barge, But spouting out words like a gale....Read the rest...

A sonnet and limerick once met Romantically in tete-a-tete. The sonnet had grace, The limerick, no trace: Make match of your muses, the net. ...Read the rest...