Funny. Poems - Poems about Funny.

when I spilled a full vat of maple syrup - more pancake…more butter ...Read More

One time when I was in nursey school, Miss Shanahan had everyone sit in a circle and one-by-one say what we wanted to be when we grow up. It was what you’d expect… Doctor Firefighter Astro naught Truck driver Race car...Read More

Breaking hours, light flickering between gray torrents, restrained luminosity. (otherwise too glorious) Oh but your shine when I see, dazzling of it’s own volition, your introspection so damn zen. (no axe to grind) It seems as if you’re...Read More

Carter Hakim's family grew by two. 10 year old Damian lay asleep Saturday Early morning October 2011. His 6 years-old sister Manisha, 5 years-old Franky-Joe and 3 years-old sister Salis Busted into his room startling him From...Read More

A bonnie wee place, Drummore. Just aff the Galloway Shore. A stoat and a fish. Their signature dish. A bonnie wee place Drummore....Read More

Oh sweet nothing, I really miss you Just putting one foot on the table, or two If I could just sink in to this sofa and stew Oh sweet nothing, I do so miss you What if you could...Read More

Once I had a big fright, It was dark, it was cold, was the middle of the night Not so bright. Fur on hand, Such pungent air I cannot stand, It’s planned? Oh look. Dog had a spook, Poop. Once I had a big...Read More

Rants do not make great songs Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say not so great in a thong when you sell no tickets you have no show Unless you on the side streets of cali among peepers and creepers then ticket...Read More

Students escaping classes was always a problem. Yesterday, the headmaster caught Herpes on the corridor. *From Mr. Bean* September 17, 2023...Read More

An adventurous lad named Ling, By chance he found a talking ring. Then a big surprise, Right before his eyes, It became a bird that could sing! ...Read More

~ Parody of 'Let's Go Fly a Kite' ~ from the movie, Mary Poppins ...Read More

“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said she left to get our ordered bread as his black coffee cooled he said, “You’ve got her fooled,” and I went home and hid my head...Read More

Did you hear the one about the three poets that went walking in the woods? They bumped into each other at the fork in the woods. None of them knew which way to go. (They should have all...Read More

The king banished a cat, such a jest, To Madrid, in the west, on a quest. With Spanish cheese and feline grace, It grew plump in that very place, Then married a funny in haste....Read More

Conundrums heard once too often pale, wither, turn humdrum ~ 'abc' gum _________________________ 'abc?' C'mon guys: 'already...Read More