Fitter Poems - Poems about Fitter

I had to be much bitter, Sure of the two The Fitter... Away hours he'd fritter On some spot steady sitter, Never chats ends with Rita, Engulfed in things that glitter Fears of what in me bitter I could betray as a hitter, Peter dropping like litter And never picking him up An "I shan't - have - again pup" So, its a lucky Peter, For whom...

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A diesel fitter was on twitter, He said, "We make leggings with glitter!" When they are done He is the one Who then says, "Oh yeah, diesel fitter!"...

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Good tidings young maidens it is me The chastity belt bespoke fitter To all princess and queen I could tell many a tale about the things I've seen But alas the crusades are over No need for chastity belts no more I did good business when the men were at war. I'm having a closing down sale Many bargains I've made It's ok your...

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i am a ye olde chastity belt maker and fitter Fitting is free I love my occupation As I hold the key For an emergency Their men want them fitting While they are away at war And my services are required More and more Something I adore. The women beg me to set them free And I give them what they need For a fee. So need a...

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The Kitchen Fitter As the wire set alight I cursed his low born name Then he hit me with a bill and I said you go to hell. To court he did take me, to pay he was going to make me. The first appearance was a joke, the judge in squash shorts and a coat He wanted time to...

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