Chastity Belt Fitter Part 2

Good tidings young maidens it is me The chastity belt bespoke fitter To all princess and queen I could tell many a tale about the things I've seen But alas the crusades are over No need for chastity belts no more I did good business when the men were at war. I'm having a closing down sale Many bargains I've made It's ok your secrets with me I still fit free With pride and dignity. Of course I might have to make a mould with my hands To make a correct fit But I've had plenty of practice and been about a bit. So come on you wenches and fair maidens Come lay on my couch And I'll soon get around to fitting you out Because there's talk of another war The men will be fighting again away My sizes range from small to extra large With no extra charge Free can opener if you lose the key And I'm readily available in an emergency What ever that emergency maybe. See me advertise in ye olde Cosmo magazine With a picture of a massive one I fitted for the queen I also sell armoured breast belts With lock and key of course I'll have to measure And mould your wares on display I do that for fun you don't have to pay. Ok Ladies I'll stay open and not close down A new crusade has started and I'm the only man left around Send me a E arrow or a talkagram And I travel to please you from olde Nottingham town. Any offers?. Peter Dome.copyright.2014. Aug.