Best Leek Poems
A Leek and LeakingHe who eats his leek
does not let this leak.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014...
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Categories:
leek, food, humorous, men, people,
Form:
Couplet
If I'M Cooking For My Chick and I Use Onions Or a Leek Does That Mean I'M Taking a LeakWHEN HOPE TURNED TO DOPE
My memories of yesterday are hazy at best
Perhaps they’ve faded away at retribution’s request
Yet somehow I remember popcorn and pop-guns as a child
And then came seventeen when I discovered poppy plants grow wild
My adolescent days are difficult to recall
I hardly remember...
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Categories:
leek, angstme,
Form:
Quintain (English)
Limericks To LeekPotential Limericks and poems to leek.
Planned, expand, fanned.
Manned, banned, canned.
Demand, sand, hand.
Tanned, land, grand.
Abide, relied, dyed (died).
Sighed, denied, cried.
Bagel, finagle, label.
Humming, coming, summing.
Alarming, harming, charming.
Humor, rumor, tumor.
Great Groomer, early bloomer, baby boomer.
Wand, fond, dawned.
Expound, bond, abscond.
Wait, gate, differentiate, contemplate.
Educate, satiate, consummate.
Wait, hesitate, sedate.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
leek, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Their Leek Is DragonOn Sundays, Welsh wives go to chapel
Each one of them ready to grappel
Not for an hymn book
Nor Minister's look
They just want a bite of Eve's apple!...
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Categories:
leek, humor,
Form:
Limerick