Best Housetop Poems

...Christmas Song parodies 

Feliz Navidad

Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Put me in handcuffs because I rob.

I Wanna phone call this very instant!
I ......

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...Ground, trees, housetop white
Children sliding down the hill
Horse carriage, bells ring








For the contest: **SN*O*W**
For: SKAT*......

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...My bonny blooms, grew up to the housetop.
When I watered them daily, they grew nonstop!
They rose very fast, for they love orange sun,
So red, gold and pink, and loved by everyone!

The birds si......

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...Up on the Housetop

  1. Up on the housetop reindeer pause,
      Out jumps Good Old Santa Claus
      Down through the chimney with lots of toys
      All for the little good girls and boys

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"Exits Exist"



prophecies materialised
bad dreams of tomorrow
arrived vaporising today

the higher ones 
prepared their exit plans
they thought they were gods

but......

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...Up on the Housetop – Police Edition
A very touching version of Benjamin Hanby’s Up on the House Top. 

A warm tribute to all dispatchers & police officers everywhere.
Up on the housetop th......

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...Big Orange was a housecat gone wild
He'd eat my cat's food then he smiled
No more do I leave food out
He no longer has clout
He came back with wife and stepchild    

Big Dog Great ......

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...When you see the desolating (Emptiness or destruction) abomination (a thing that causes disgust or hatred) standing where he should not
Then those in Judea must flee to the mountains
A person on a ......

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...Repeat The Sounding Joy, Little Drummer Boy.
     
     Up on the housetop 4 calling birds sing,
     Why does she wear 5 golden rings?

      Jack Frost will nip at the famous nose that's red,
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...ON THAT DAY, A PERSON WHO IS ON THE HOUSETOP AND WHOOSE BELONGINGS ARE IN THE HOUSE MUST NOT GO DOWNTO GET THEM, AND LIKEWISE A PERSON IN THE FIELD MUST NOT RETURN TO WHAT WAS LEFT BEHIND LUKE 17:31
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...My righteousness comes, from Jesus Christ
Who bled and died the perfect price
Shout it from the housetop, beat the drums
From Jesus Christ, my righteousness comes

My self-righteousness, but......

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...Parody of Up On The Housetop

Out in the garden flowers grow
but, its winter and there's snow.
Inside the oven cookies bake
all for the little ones to take!

Chomp chomp chomp this is good!
C......

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...Out from the 'Chop Shop,' breaking laws,
"Speed bumps, Hoods!" Scold Grand Mamas,
Found with the blacksmith made lots of noise,
Served an acquittal now kissing boys,

First comes the stocking of......

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...The Raven

Black pigmented ink 
Circle my frame 
Charcoal 
My melanin 
Fierce as the raven
Perched upon a housetop 
In its black attire 
Regal and justified 
Jet as ebony,
Timber from a tr......

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