Best Cunt Poems

A word has the power of magic, a presence so big it fills the entire room
That word gives courage to those in fear
It holds a nation together during the worst time of its existence
A word gives true meaning to a bunch of letters grouped together

When...

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I stopped to stool siphon sip on a cool blue 
circumstance in the means between the in 
times loath listening to complacent
poetic prostitutional practice of stir my friends 
ego echoes doing the same f. u. c. k. e. d.
favor dance for me whenever my I/ego...

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We don´t listen to the same blues, you and I.
You don´t hear the bass or the drum or the sounds
That tell you a bit about me. 
Instead you cross the street,
Wearely and willingly, speeding up.

I drink my beer in the same bar I drink it...

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The long winter
happened so fast
I forgot to call you
but now its the past

The pale dawn of ember
came apon me
in bleak December
and I had thought 
to seek no sorrow
for the love I must borrow
for the angel I left in heaven
who I dedicated my life to-

My mind...

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(alternate title – A bona 
er fide dog day afternoon delight).

A mere half dozen vowels 
constitute the English language 
    Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay
Consonants comprise majority
  
(sans remaining twenty) 
     Ta Deum, whereby both 
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Blunt deadly weapons of mass destruction
electrify, fracture, and
jeopardize *****Sapiens
species (and entire biosphere)
continuity rent asunder

doomsday declared (nuclear winter
gallows humor spelt
with eternal snow day)
dystopian authors outflanked
nuclear fallout wreaks worst

rocky horror picture
effected upon mankind
global (worldwide)
big screen radioactive
wee willy weber webbing

materiel severely seared
sepsis poisons deoxyribo
nucleic acid future generations
organic...

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Countless generations lapsed since height of Greco-Roman mythology conceived, birthed and populated vast canopy of sky and expanse of terrestrial firmament, whereat obeisant propinquity quintessentially remains stalwart this day and age as guise dolls dote demonstrably come Valentine’s Day, when Cupid plucked from the quiver,...

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(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- 
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone)

With a flam boy hunt deft jais nais sais quois 
firm lickey split tongue
and two bell yule yar pissant 
little nappy ruck berry...

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I can hear their voices, they're in my head,
"You Emo ****, you're better of Dead!"
Aw sweetheart, there isn't a place I'd rather be,
then to rot forever, in Hell's misanthropy!

This world I lived in became so bleak
or was it I that turned out weak?
Wait does it...

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She smirked 
With a remarkable resemblance 
To Miranda Richardson 
Playing Elizabeth the First

Just as soon as I can bump off 
My new Sister-in-Law
Korporate Kate 
That two bit Sloan 
It shall be I who is 
Next in line to it all!

I hear there’s a story about...

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My veins now spill forth scarlet waters,
Rent by serrated silver teeth.
Like Her breast sinewed all life,
Fervoured my wrist, when She jilted me...
Repleted by once Her love;
Now became Death, a nocturnal drapery...
"My Goddess What didst Thou to me,
Lust priapic to Thine ardent ****?''
A sylph bewinged like...

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Miss
Of lavender skies I dream. Scent of Juniper, summer serenity. I'm here with you, evermore. No more tomorrow's forsaken. Here today Cirrus clouds lofty.                     ...

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In the shadows of day
I can’t see the sun or sapphire skies no more
Just black and darkness nothing more
My world is spinning with wild thoughts
My life is a horror just like a war

My life is worthless, completely shattered
When boys wink I’m no longer flattered
Don’t flick...

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Club

Saw you all in the club, Metal City. 
My old mates out of my life for three years. 
I want you no more. You were friendly to me, me to you, I’m not a ****. 
Al lover, a fallout and me and her never getting...

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