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Literary orgasm

(alternate title – A bona 
er fide dog day afternoon delight).

A mere half dozen vowels 
constitute the English language 
    Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay
Consonants comprise majority
(sans remaining twenty) 
     Ta Deum, whereby both 
     in tandem allow, enable and provide 
     avast combination
    donning brooks at bay
ample lettered permutations 
offer opportunities, where methinks 
mother tongue avails
     allows, enables and provides thyself 
tubby spell as sigh arrange 
     passions linkedin to create, evoke 
and generate plenti
     of romantic expressions to convey 
an amorous, bedazzling conception 
describing erotic, graphic, 
     and iconic sexual propensities
this cobbler, dabbler, 
     and fiddler (no, 
     not on the roof) doth display
his penchant, lament bent infatuation
     with these twenty-six symbols 
     that **** hen ewe to evolve, 
     and breed vernacular words 
     to reflect from an eBay

definitions apropos 
     to the present, which 
Uber state farm quixotic oeuvre, 
and matchless kindling
     intercourse serves as foreplay
for this heterosexual ma reed male 
     caressing, finessing, and integrating
expressions of speech
     oft times spurs 
     (what might seem as noun sense), 
I ponder the peccadilloes 
     being sixty nine shades of gray

yet quickly reroute 
     sexual predilections 
     albeit rolling in the hay
whence this dis straw t fellow
conjures affinity, 
     comity and excitability 
latent within the consanguinity 
of bossy verbs assaying boisterously
an interjection tubby 
     top dog capstone amidst kennel 
of barking canines couching 
     with another similar subject
each with their body electric 
nestled upon a davenport faux pas inlay
in conjunction with another 
     furry four legged friend,
     the direct object
particularly eye ying a ***** in heat, 
     who whiz okay
to buffer end an un
     pro noun sub bull underdog species, 
     who feels passé 
with coital faw paw play
though averse to insult
     shaggy scoobie doo, 
whose bark a role overture 
     willingly doth goad her to doggy paddle
while she woofs down remnants
     of a picnic tourists left littered 
while Lady and the tramp 
     head toward the quay
Pier ring for private sloop
     to hump per dink, 
     then prematurely ejaculate hoo ray 
afore slyly cagily approaching 
     bag of cheap tricks see 
     sexual exploits today.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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