Best Crunch Poems

crunch underneath foot
yellow tinged brown poplar leaves....
dry early autumn  ...

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fallen leaves peppers
barricading passages
in across the grounds
leaves spiral pin wheel fly round
children's delight performance

11/13/2022...

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When I was single and living alone
Cereal curbed my tummy’s moans
Eating Cap'n Crunch
Breakfast, dinner, and lunch
Was a cooking hookey I honed!


10/4/11
Received 2nd place in "Cereal Limerick" contest...

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If I could get back the dollars I've spent
I'd be an extremely rich man
Buying stuff just because it's on sale
Then storing it is not a good plan

Got eighty-three of cans of vegetable soup
Forty-three boxes of Captain Crunch
Even if I lived to a hundred and twenty
We'll...

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I think form in poetry
(in all sorts of writing) 
is akin to math: without meaning
until we are talking the likes of
apples and oranges; buildings
and their elucidating inhabitants:
what goes into, and then comes
from our hearts – minds that dream...   

The crux of any communication
is...

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Credit Crunch


So they rob the money
Ain't that Funny
Banker,Flankers,Tankers
Fingers in the pot
Political situation hot
Slight of hand, diversion
Laundering, pondering

Dollars devalued
Pumps run dry
Petrol prices sky high.
Weep little peasants
Learn the lies

Under employment
Over indulgence
Credit cards blaze
Fictitious accounts,
Spending craze
Bim, bam , Wham
Credit crunch

No more caviar for brunch.
Porsche parked, others jump
Pension crisis,...

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Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san 
With bananas or fluff
I can’t get enough 

Just put it in my hand
That peanut butter san 
Some ripe berries sliced
Are oh so nice

Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san 
With bananas or...

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the crunch
as I chew fresh broccoli
a quiet room...

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                                          Crunch munch crawl...

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if you crunch me just enough
ring out the flavour
tatter the fluff
i may just fit in the small of your hand
another trinket to command.

But If You Want A Sight To See
Then Feed Me All I Need To Be
And To Great Heights I Will Parade
Dazzling Life To...

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Me pay cheque is wounded, they gave it the axe
And these vampire politicians have drained 20% tax
Credit cards are all crunched to the max
Bailiffs keep knocking, won’t cut me some slack

Dam credit crunch has hit me hard
We scraping dad’s toes to use as lard
Granddad’s pluckin...

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Horatio Magellan Crunch,  sails the seas
Captains a ship called the Guppy
Was born "on Crunch Island in the Sea of of Milk
He's also know as...
Cap'N Crunch


3/24/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©...

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Pop a critter in your mouth,
Its all you get for lunch.
A big juicy bug
on which you have to munch.
You know you really wanna
take a nice big bite,
if you do it fast enough,
then the bug wont fight.
Wash it down
with some fluid
that really looks quite vile,
After that,
you...

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Snow crunches beneath-
My weary and drunken feet.
Christmas time again....

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Soccer ball made from granola, dried grapes
Honey, brown sugar, oats, sunflower seeds
Almonds and chocolate chips form the ball that is fun to
Play the soccer game where everyone wins and the goalie eats the ball.

Eleven comedic players on each team want that
Soccer ball running after the...

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