Apolitical Poems

Old School

...They're smiling leniently don’t be silly 
You can’t be apolitical these days
I’m smiling back I don’t trust them initially,
It doesn’t fall under a criminal offence
I’m fascinated by the incongru...

Fanfares of the Common Man

...At the breakdown of ages man disappears and reappears
In the form of an easy-to-use scheme
Over the last half-century, man has been replaced
By technocratic ideas of what a man is
But the real ma...

A Picasso President

...I have claimed to be apolitical but there are times 
when the crop is ready for harvesting, so I put fuel 
in the John Deere, ink in my pen and wrote...


He'll get millions of votes for ...

Prolonging Pain

...prolonging pain 
ongoing insane
subverting hurting
ain't working
dodging the day
gets me no pay
prices up wages flat
elect a democrat
who does better than
what's done by republican
spending...

Clerihew Spender

...English Poet Stephen Spender
political verse seemed to prefer
Later though a change instead
to the apolitical he was led...

Apolitical Political Poet

...I don't listen to the heralds
I don't hear; the Nymphs I'm skeptical
blind  deaf and mute I don't deny...,...

At the Polls

...I didn’t see Alhaji Sule, the big contractor
Though he is a sponsor with a huge stake in government.
I didn’t see Chief Ade the financial banker
Though he is well-versed on political palavers.
I ...

Coronavirus Blues

...Crazy COVID-19 has us all in a tizzy

Too much information making all of us dizzy

Most who’ve been exposed self-quarantine

Running out of toilet paper making us mean

“Social distancing” is...

While Driving

...I'm not a poem,
Nor a limerick. 
I am not a pun 
Nor am I a joke.
I'm not a scene from an apolitical 
Horror movie.
To be more concise, 
I'm easy to find.
Just look into my eyes
and you will...

Apolitical

...Anybody
Answerable
As
Anarchy
Arrives
After
Apathy
Accrues
And
Action
Abates?
All 
Affected.
Aspirations
Annihilated.
Armageddon
Anticipated.

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Today

...
Today,
7-5-2016
Lady Justice removed her mask,
And with her finger, the scales were tipped.
She no longer remains apolitical, 
But has become a harlot,
 Willing to pitch herself to th...

Is Heaven Gonna Come

...People with all the bad things happening
Doom is on its way
With all the people on the run 
Is heaven gonna come

Again nuclear warnings, global warming
North Korea here to free us
Alktha accu...

How Interesting Is a Two Curved Toucan

...senators seeing stapled starkers
Loopholes. Lanky long. Llama Klamath llama please do not lean on those bent gables. For gables are gargling and gargling sounds very eerily similar to a gaggle of ge...

Existentially Deconstructing the Knock-Knock Joke Into the Perfect Moral Tale

..."Knock-Knock!" - Who's there?
"Diaphragms!" - Diaphragms who?
"Diaphragms...Don't always seem to work...
...I don't know how else to tell you this...
...So I am just gonna say it 
as politically...

Live Life As If a Miracle

...Inspired by the movie “Miracles from Heaven (2016)” 

Live life as if a miracle
Open your eyes you’ll see
Undeniably biblical 
It’s truly gluten-free
Some mig...

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