Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.
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Definition of 'Foreign Aid': The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries
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Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best---or worst, depending on what is posted on any particular day.
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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare
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Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the jaw.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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The basic notion underlying USENET is the flame.
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If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
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