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Quote Left Oh, the humor! It's hysterical. And it's smart and goofy at the same time, kind of like a Neil Simon play or a Mel Brooks movie. I read it over and over again, and it changed me in the way of storytelling, seeing things differently. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today. Most important, don't listen when the little voice of fear inside you rears its ugly head and says. they all smarter than you out there. They're more talented, they're taller, blonder, prettier, luckier, and they have connections. I firmly believe that if you follow a path that interests you, not to the exclusion of love, sensitivity, and cooperation with others, but with the strength of conviction that you can move others by your own efforts, and do not make success or failure the criteria by which you live, the chances are you'll be a person worthy of your own respects. Quote Right
Quote Left Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other. Quote Right
Quote Left Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. Quote Right
Quote Left There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles. Quote Right

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