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Quote Left Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib. Quote Right
Quote Left Conundrum: Coat with fur, hat with feathers, Lobster boiled alive, Shoes occur in sundry leathers. How many animals have died, Hunted, trapped and crucified, That I may dwell at ease? Fish and fowl and beast... Slaughtered that I may feast. And what my caste, and who am I That I may live and they must die???' Quote Right
Quote Left Each chef in this murder mystery dies in the way he prepares his premier dish. Thus one is dropped like a lobster into boiling water. Another is sliced and diced etc. Quote Right
Quote Left The world is my lobster. Quote Right
Quote Left A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. Quote Right
Quote Left Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development. Quote Right
Quote Left If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster. Quote Right
Quote Left Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. Quote Right
Quote Left The idea that (school-children) are happy is of a piece with the idea that the lobster in the pot is happy Quote Right

Member Quotes About Lobster

Quote Left Don’t ever hug a lobster, if you meet one on the street! If you hug a lobster to your breast, you’re apt to lose a teat! If you hug a lobster lower down, it’ll snip away your privates! If you hug a lobster higher up, it’ll leave your cheeks with wide vents! So don’t ever hug a lobster, if you meet one on the street, But run away and hope your frenzied feet are very fleet! ('Don’t ever hug a lobster!' by Michael R. Burch, keywords: animal, nature, scary) Quote Right

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