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Famous Lily Tomlin Quotations

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Quote Left If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? Quote Right
Quote Left There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic. Quote Right
Quote Left His artistry soars to heights of sublime silliness and divine absurdity. Quote Right
Quote Left If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library? Quote Right
Quote Left The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? Quote Right
Quote Left After all, in private we're all misfits. Quote Right
Quote Left Certainly, Aaron wrote a real interesting character to begin with, Quote Right
Quote Left The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Quote Right
Quote Left The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Quote Right
Quote Left No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. Quote Right
Quote Left Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. Quote Right
Quote Left If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less Quote Right
Quote Left Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Quote Right
Quote Left Teflon brain (nothing sticks.) Quote Right
Quote Left Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Quote Right
Quote Left Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. Quote Right
Quote Left Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. Quote Right
Quote Left Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet Quote Right
Quote Left We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company. Quote Right
Quote Left Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Quote Right
Quote Left The best mind-altering drug is truth. Quote Right
Quote Left Thank God kids never mean well Quote Right
Quote Left We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Quote Right
Quote Left I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. Quote Right
Quote Left We're all in this alone. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Lily Tomlin

Quote Left What's the good of winning the rat race, you're still a rat?--Lily Tomlin Quote Right

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