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Quote Left The three principle virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris. Quote Right
Quote Left [End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...] Quote Right
Quote Left Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi. Quote Right
Quote Left The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma. Quote Right
Quote Left It is easier to port a shell than a shell script. Quote Right
Quote Left Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt. It might seem easy enough, but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.... Jurassic Park, that is. Quote Right
Quote Left Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-) Quote Right
Quote Left Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. Quote Right
Quote Left Programmers can be lazy. Quote Right

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