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Quote Left So if I asked you about art you could give me the skinny on every art book ever written...Michelangelo? You know a lot about him I bet. Life's work, criticisms, political aspirations. But you couldn't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. And if I asked you about women I'm sure you could give me a syllabus of your personal favorites, and maybe you've been laid a few times too. But you couldn't tell me how it feels to wake up next to a woman and be truly happy. If I asked you about war you could refer me to a bevy of fictional and non-fictional material, but you've never been in one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap and watched him draw his last breath, looking to you for help. And if I asked you about love I'd get a sonnet, but you've never looked at a woman and been truly vulnerable. Known that someone could kill you with a look. That someone could rescue you from grief. That God had put an angel on Earth just for you. And you wouldn't know how it felt to be her angel. To have the love be there for her forever. Through anything, through cancer. You wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand and not leaving because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term 'visiting hours' didn't apply to you. And you wouldn't know about real loss, because that only occurs when you lose something you love more than yourself, and you've never dared to love anything that much. I look at you and I don't see an intelligent confident man, I don't see a peer, and I don't see my equal. I see a boy. Nobody could possibly understand you, right Will? Yet you presume to know so much about me because of a painting you saw. You must know everything about me. You're an orphan, right? Do you think I would presume to know the first thing about who you are because I read 'Oliver Twist?' And I don't buy the argument that you don't want to be here, because I think you like all the attention you're getting. Personally, I don't care. There's nothing you can tell me that I can't read somewhere else. Unless we talk about your life. But you won't do that. Maybe you're afraid of what you might say. Quote Right
Quote Left Lap me in soft Lydian airs, Married to immortal verse,... Quote Right
Quote Left Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward, it is not a compliment to say it is brave; it is merely a loose misapplication of the word. Consider the flea!--incomparably the bravest of all the creatures of God, if ignorance of fear were courage. Whether you are asleep or awake he will attack you, caring nothing for the fact that in bulk and strength you are to him as are the massed armies of the earth to a sucking child; he lives both day and night and all days and nights in the very lap of peril and the immediate presence of death, and yet is no more afraid than is the man who walks the streets of a city that was threatened by an earthquake ten centuries before. When we speak of Clive, Nelson, and Putnam as men who didn't know what fear was, we ought always to add the flea--and put him at the head of the procession. Quote Right
Quote Left Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come. Quote Right
Quote Left Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May but at length the season of summer does come. Quote Right
Quote Left I think for Chris to get within 0.6 of a second of pole is a great achievement, given what we have gone through this weekend so far. His position doesn't quite reflect what might have been as he had to deal with traffic on his fastest lap. Unfortunately, in race trim the gap between us and the faster runners - in terms of consistency - will be greater than it was in qualifying. This is down to a number of reasons that the team can't fix here at the track. Quote Right
Quote Left You make a toast for tomorrow and smash the cup, letting your false women lap the dish I had to fatten up. Quote Right
Quote Left What a strange thing is the propagation of life! A bubble of seed which may be spilt in a whore's lap, or in the orgasm of a voluptuous dream, might (for aught we know) have formed a Caesar or a Bonaparte -- there is nothing remarkable recorded of their sires, that I know of. Quote Right
Quote Left Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks. Quote Right
Quote Left Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap. Quote Right
Quote Left Let reverence for the laws, be breathed by every American mother, to the lisping babe, that prattles on her lap -- let it be taught in schools, in seminaries, and in colleges; let it be written in Primers, spelling books, and in Almanacs; -- let it be preached from the pulpit, proclaimed in legislative halls, and enforced in courts of justice. And, in short, let it become the political religion of the nation; and let the old and the young, the rich and the poor, the grave and the gay, of all sexes and tongues, and colors and conditions, sacrifice unceasingly upon its altars. Quote Right
Quote Left Luke 6:38: 'Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.' (NIV)

Give, and [gifts] will be given to you; good measure, pressed down, shaken together, and running over, will they pour into [the pouch formed by] the bosom [of your robe and used as a bag]. For with the measure you deal out [with the measure you use when you confer benefits on others], it will be measured back to you. (AMP)

Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again. (KJV)

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Quote Left When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom. Quote Right
Quote Left Let reverence for the laws be breathed by every American mother to the lisping babe that prattles on her lap. Let it be taught in schools, in seminaries, and in colleges. Let it be written in primers, spelling books, and in almanacs. Let it be preached from the pulpit, proclaimed in legislative halls, and enforced in the courts of justice. And, in short, let it become the political religion of the nation. Quote Right
Quote Left If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Quote Right
Quote Left If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Quote Right
Quote Left How gladly would I meet mortality, my sentence, and be earth in sensible! how glad would lay me down, as in my mother's lap! There I should rest, and sleep secure. Quote Right
Quote Left Here take this. Your lucky SCRUNCHIE? Yeah...it helped me pass spanish!! Thats because you gave Professer Montoya a lap dance after the final! yeah...LUCKILY!' Quote Right
Quote Left Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury. Quote Right
Quote Left To be thrown upon one's own resources, is to be cast into the very lap of fortune; for our faculties then undergo a development and display an energy of which they were previously unsusceptible Quote Right
Quote Left The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your lap. Quote Right
Quote Left She will not stay the siege of loving terms, Nor bide the encounter of assailing eyes, Nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold. Quote Right
Quote Left I call it the BlackBerry prayer. You know, your head is bowed and your hands are in your lap. Quote Right
Quote Left If I could be a lovely chap Life would fall into my lap And all my words would sound so nice You'd want to hear me say them twice. But what I want to say to you Is only what I think is true And so, alas, I'll always be A rather unattractive me. Quote Right
Quote Left A rich child often sits in a poor mothers lap. Quote Right
Quote Left Who are the violets now That strew the green lap of the new-come spring? Quote Right
Quote Left The lap was absolutely perfect. Down in Turns 3 and 4 is where I got all my speed. I just got right back to the gas earlier than I ever have. When you have a perfect car, it's easy to drive a fast lap. Quote Right
Quote Left If I were a tear in your eye, I'd roll down your cheek & die in your lap and if you were a tear in my eye, I'd never cry for the fear of losing you. Quote Right
Quote Left Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered. Quote Right
Quote Left Few things are more delightful then grandchildren fighting over your lap Quote Right

Member Quotes About Lap

Quote Left Vaishali baskaran means to A cast related to surya yani yamraj Shani Dev is her brother this is A murty loaka if you slap me 10 I have a guts to stand and put 3 crow smile do see any single treas on there family...........wait just wait hold your soul Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left Ek bar Jo vartalap Hui ravan or hanuman ji ki ki tum toh maya se chil niley gai ho das baney ko mara bararan bali hunuman Maata mantra tantra havan hoa shif mere liye anant Kaal Jai patal Devi Aghori mhabharamnad Quote Right
Quote Left "Upon my lap it's safe garden pleasance, deep in its soul a rumbling purr." Quote Right
Quote Left Slap Clap Trap Quote Right
Quote Left Uncertainty overflows in discordant doubts, it inspires the notes of a strange melody that is created with rapid finger claps to seek its absent happiness. Quote Right
Quote Left Intelligence Bureau can listen our conversation through mobile, phone, tab, laptop and other telecommunication devices meanwhile they can share it with other People. Quote Right
Quote Left Most beliefs are based on a foundation of a fear. Confront your fear, remove it and your belief will collapse. Quote Right
Quote Left Empty, he has commenced his journey to know what is more! Lay him on your “lap”; reach safely to the eternal shore! Quote Right
Quote Left In my observation of humans, I have discovered that a lapse in judgement is almost always followed by a lapse of memory. Quote Right
Quote Left When building a structure, Upon a foundation of deceit . . . Its collapse will be imminent, And its failure complete. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Hurry Honey' SLAP HAPPY NEWS..."I'm in a Really Peaceful, Happy Place" Quote Right
Quote Left 'Time was like butterfly ahead so i decided to hoop along with my flaps, courage forgoing flaws' Quote Right
Quote Left WEAR A BRIDAL GARLAND AS A SUCCESS AND GIVE YOUR OPPOSITION A CHANCE TO CLAP IN YOUR WEDDING......... PROVE YOURSELF AS A DARK HORSE.... Quote Right
Quote Left “Never slap the hand of fingers trying to help” Quote Right
Quote Left The clapping happy monkey makes the money for the music man Quote Right
Quote Left "I'm going to the Get Out of Town Jungle, around the Corner from LaLa Lap Raceville Road. Who do you choose, me or math?" Quote Right
Quote Left "Veiled in the wisdom of burlap, was it evident-wisdom knew not currency." Quote Right
Quote Left Learn to bite your lounge, for it occasionally has a voicebox all on its own, if it need to be said, let it loose, but keep in mind nobody likes a tongue fight nor a verbal slap in the face Quote Right
Quote Left Izwe ngemicabango emihle lapho. Izwe ngemicabango emihle ezakhiwe amazwi izimpawu, imibono kanye nokudalwa ezingokomzwelo ngamehlo engqondo ingqondo. Izwe lapho bonke izwe elisha. Kuleli zwe yokucabanga omuhle konke onesixazululo. Believe. Quote Right
Quote Left Love is staring at your laptop for long periods of time desperately trying to think of creative ways to get a woman to notice you. Quote Right
Quote Left Let me slap you upside your head and get your brain off tilt. Quote Right
Quote Left The trouble with two faced people is that you never know which face to slap first Quote Right
Quote Left When I reached the top I was bare ass naked, flapping in the him a layin winds...and I could not be toppled Quote Right
Quote Left A big surprise!A gain of success in life as bonanza falls in own lap as prize of heaven without labour or reign. Quote Right
Quote Left Isis threatens mecca, the crane collapse us reported as an accident . Excuse me but I don't think so. If you use your brain, you won't either... Quote Right

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