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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

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You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

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Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

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It pays to get drunk with the best people.

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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

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You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.

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