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The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentists office.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Sasha Azevedo |

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Jim Carrey |

Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our patience and races like a gazelle when you are out of breath.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Simon Birch ( Narrated by Jim Carrey) |

God is just an evil kid with a magnifying class on an ant hill and right now he has it pointed on me!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty |

Second year in a row -- what's going on here, man? ... I'm the establishment I once rejected. ... I'm the Tom Hanks of the Golden Globes.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Jim Carrey |

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Jim Carrey |

You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass I can't tell where he ends and you begin!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Jim Carrey, Liar Liar |

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

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