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By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

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Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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