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When anyone asks me how I can best describe my experience in nearly forty years at sea, I merely say, uneventful. Of course there have been winter gales, and storms and fog and the like. But in all my experience, I have never been in any accident... or any sort worth speaking about. I have seen but one vessel in distress in all my years at sea. I never saw a wreck and never have been wrecked nor was I ever in any predicament that threatened to end in disaster of any sort.

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Engineering is the professional art of applying science to the optimum conversion of natural resources to the benefit of man.

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Women are like a hurricane, they come in wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house, car, and all your personal belongings.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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