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Quote Left Lloyd There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin... Quote Right
Quote Left Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. Quote Right
Quote Left We succesfully bred a Shitzu and a Bulldog. We called it a Bullshit. Quote Right
Quote Left Lloyd Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles. Quote Right
Quote Left Lloyd Hey, I guess they're right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel--can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me Quote Right
Quote Left She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention. Quote Right
Quote Left According to this map we've only gone about four inches, Harry. Quote Right
Quote Left The first time I saw Mary, I got that old fashioned feeling that I'd do anything to bone her. Quote Right
Quote Left Lloyd When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. Quote Right
Quote Left Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together Quote Right

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