Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
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'I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair!' 'I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!' 'I am the itch you cannot reach!' 'I am the paper cut that ruins your day!' 'I am the parking meter that expires while you shop!' 'I am the plot-twist in the 2nd reel!' 'I am the terror that flaps in the night!' 'I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!' 'I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares!' 'I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am!'
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Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
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Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senat.
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Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.
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When in doubt, duck.
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Among all the emotions, the rich have the least talent for love. It is possible to love one's dog, dress or duck-shooting hat, but a human being presents a more difficult problem. The rich might wish to experience feelings of affection, but it is almost impossible to chip away the enamel of their narcissism. They take up all the space in all the mirrors in the house. Their children, who represent the most present and therefore the most annoying claim on their attention, usually receive the brunt of their irritation.
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You have the brain of a five-year-old child, and they must have been pleased to get rid of it.
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Walking women want to see the southern cross at night And so they set aside a sock, and tie their laces tight Yes mournful is the melody that echoes in their heads Without a beat they march along, believing Bach is dead.
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Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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I took to photography like a duck to water. I never wanted to do anything else. Excitement about the subject is the voltage which pushes me over the mountain of drudgery necessary to produce the final photograph.
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My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got to duck for your life and aim to kill! Words aren't only bombs and bullets -- no, they're little gifts, containing meanings!
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Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
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A duck walks into a chemist and asks for a condom. The guy at the chemist said, 'Do you want me to put it on your bill?'. The duck said, 'No! What do you think I am, a dickhead or something?'.
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I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath.
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The nearest the modern general or admiral comes to a small-arms encounter of any sort is at a duck hunt in the company of corporation executives at the retreat of Continental Motors, Inc.
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
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Honey, I forgot to duck.
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Why a duck?
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When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?
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A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands
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Why a duck? Why-a no chicken?
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He?s big, strong and fast. He runs with anger. He?s mad when he carries the ball. You don?t see him duck and dive.
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