Who would not rather trust and be deceived?
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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
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There's some golf courses that fit my style of play, ... Thank God there's a couple of them left that we play. I can count on one hand how many like those are left.
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Why should we strive, with cynic frown, to knock their fairy castles down?
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Though language forms the preacher, 'Tis good works make the man.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
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Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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The question is not How much may I indulge in and still be saved. God forbid! I must rather ask, What about Christ's will and the example I set for my fellow Christians?
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It's funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event. A miracle is something that defies nature. Only, childbirth has got to be the most natural thing in the world. Top three anyway. But, on the other hand, when you think about it, there's really no other word that fits. Sperm. Egg. A coincidental meshing of genetic information that will grow something that could write an opera or cook up some Napalm. It blows my mind.
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How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook.
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A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years thee will I clean up after thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.'
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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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As a result of trying to solve the big problems we face in life, many of us end up sacrificing individual relationships by doing things that we may consider as being small or insignificant at the time. This reminds us of the George and Gracie routine where George asks Gracie, How do you cook a pot roast? She replied, I put both a big pot roast and a small pot roast in the oven. When the small one is burnt, the big one is done just right!
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The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings.
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My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
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A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
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I am not happy with the sticker price that we got. Part of the problem with that is, we haven't been able to reconcile those numbers.
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Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?
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Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.
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At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
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You need to have enough immediate profits that you can finance the long-range growth without diluting the stock.
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Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god.
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It all depends on whether you have things, or they have you.
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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as good cooks go, she went.
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'Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
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We dribble away our life, little by little, in small packages -- we don't throw it away all at once.
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I love to cook. Very healthy eating. ...' Twain also forgoes meat, dairy, and eggs. 'Nothing,' she declares, 'that had to die.'
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God asked Adam: 'What's wrong?' and Adam replied, 'I'm lonely.' So God said: 'Adam, I will make you a partner. She will wash and cook and clean for you, she will listen to what you have to say and never interrupt you. Whe won't nag you about your actions and she will even bear your children. She will stay loyal to you and never be influenced by other men.' So Adam asked, 'Well, what's his gonna cost me?'. 'An arm and a leg.' And Adam asked: 'Well what can I get for an rib?'. And the rest is history.
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