God asked Adam: 'What's wrong?' and Adam replied, 'I'm lonely.' So God said: 'Adam, I will make you a partner. She will wash and cook and clean for you, she will listen to what you have to say and never interrupt you. Whe won't nag you about your actions and she will even bear your children. She will stay loyal to you and never be influenced by other men.' So Adam asked, 'Well, what's his gonna cost me?'. 'An arm and a leg.' And Adam asked: 'Well what can I get for an rib?'. And the rest is history.

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