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Quote Left Don't eat yellow snow. Quote Right
Quote Left If God didn't want man to eat pussy, then why did he shape it like a taco? Quote Right
Quote Left 'If you can read this, then you're close enough that I can slam on my brakes and sue you for all you're worth'. Quote Right
Quote Left Roses are red; Violets are blue; I want to stick, My penis in you Quote Right
Quote Left National Health Insurance:
The compassion of the IRS
The efficiency of the Postal Service
All at Pentagon prices!!!!
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Quote Left Drink til' he's cute. Quote Right
Quote Left Help wanted... many positions available. (and showed different sex positions) Quote Right
Quote Left Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music! Quote Right
Quote Left This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron. Quote Right
Quote Left This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet... Quote Right
Quote Left I don't really want to win races like that. That doesn't take a whole bunch of talent to knock a guy out of the way. Racing tight is one thing, but to get a run in the middle of the corner and get the guy's bumper all at once - it is what it is. Quote Right
Quote Left I founded him! I got Jesus in the Trunk. Quote Right
Quote Left There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. Quote Right
Quote Left Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out. Quote Right
Quote Left Religion: keeping the poor from killing the rich for 2000 years. Quote Right
Quote Left Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free. Quote Right
Quote Left There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker Quote Right
Quote Left If you can read this you are driving too close...and the answer is...If your wasn't so damned small I wouldn't have to drive so close to read it! Quote Right
Quote Left Insured by Smith and Wesson. Quote Right
Quote Left Orgasm Donor. Quote Right
Quote Left I love uranus. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! Quote Right
Quote Left Why can't I be rich instead of well hung... Quote Right
Quote Left If you get any closer I'll fart! Quote Right
Quote Left Seen on the back of a Rolls Royce... FUCK the Poor! Quote Right
Quote Left Save a mouse -- eat a pussy. Quote Right
Quote Left I FUCK GAYS, WITH MY .357 Quote Right
Quote Left Ignore the environment, it will go away. Quote Right
Quote Left Faster than a speeding ticket Quote Right
Quote Left You keep believing, I'll keep evolving. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Bumper

Quote Left A car bully is someone who is entitled and thinks their urgency to get somewhere is worth running you over or smashing into your bumper. Quote Right
Quote Left On my 21'st birthday I came to two epiphanies. One being an adult means nothing, everyone's just making it up as they go. And two driving is basically bumper cars, except you try and NOT hit the other cars. Quote Right

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