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Famous Bob Hope Quotations

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Quote Left We started the week with the dedication of the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic Medical Building in our honor on the campus of the Eisenhower Medical Center, and we are thrilled to be ending the week with the announcement of a continuation of our 42-year relationship with Chrysler during which we have raised nearly $42 million for charity in our community. We look forward to an exciting future with our title sponsor, Chrysler, which is and continues to be the longest running sponsor-tournament relationship on the PGA TOUR. Quote Right
Quote Left When the time for recognition of service to the nation in wartime comes to be considered, Bob Hope should be high on the list. This man drives himself and is driven. It is impossible to see how he can do so much, can cover so much ground, can work so hard, and can be so effective. He works month after month at a pace that would kill most people. Quote Right
Quote Left You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Quote Right
Quote Left A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it. Quote Right
Quote Left You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake Quote Right
Quote Left I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me. Quote Right
Quote Left The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Quote Right
Quote Left I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Quote Right
Quote Left The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. About Russia Quote Right
Quote Left I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap. Quote Right
Quote Left A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Quote Right
Quote Left If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Quote Right
Quote Left You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers. Quote Right
Quote Left Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle. Quote Right
Quote Left I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money. Quote Right
Quote Left Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. Quote Right
Quote Left If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Quote Right
Quote Left Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Quote Right
Quote Left People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Quote Right
Quote Left Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle Quote Right

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