First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsNot with a bang but a whimper.
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Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.
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There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it
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War has ended, not with the bang of a bomb, but with the gentle whisper of crashing software.
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
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There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
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As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
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This is the way the world ends; not with a bang, but a wimper.
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A universe that came from nothing in the big bang will disappear into nothing at the big crunch. Its glorious few zillion years of existence not even a memory.
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This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper
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She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together.
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I believe in the Big Bang theory. God spoke and BANG! It was.
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Big Bang Theory: God said it, and bang it happened.
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