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Quote Left A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man Quote Right
Quote Left A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man Quote Right
Quote Left You can teach form. You can teach students how to write a limerick and when those forms become recognisable to the students then they can start to imitate them. I always start with my favourite one: “There was a young man from Australia, who painted his arse like a dahlia, tuppence a smell, went down very well, but thruppence a lick was a failure.” That’s not even the rudest one I teach. Quote Right
Quote Left Next time you have a bad day, imagine this: You are a Siamese twin. Your brother that is attached to you at the shoulder is gay. You are not. But you only have one arse. Quote Right
Quote Left God is gonna kick your arse, you infidelic pagan scum! Quote Right
Quote Left If you’re not a haemorrhoid... GET OFF MY ARSE!!! Quote Right
Quote Left Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse. Quote Right
Quote Left Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world we are seated on nothing but our own arse. Quote Right
Quote Left Homosexuality is a pain in the arse! Quote Right
Quote Left The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse Quote Right

Member Quotes About Arse

Quote Left I have never witnessed a hearse pulling a U-Haul. Quote Right
Quote Left LaVieEnRose, Et Bleue Sarselle, Life In Pink and Teal, Wear The Ribbon Of Your Fight, For The Fight Is Real Quote Right
Quote Left arsenic,cyanide,strychnine,thallium, picnic,drink,drugs and injection 222. Quote Right
Quote Left Arsenic Cyanide Strychnine Thallium 2222 Quote Right
Quote Left arsenic, cyanide, strychnine, thallium body game Quote Right
Quote Left chemical drink, drugs, arsenic, cyanide, strychnine, thallium, psycho addiction, rehab center, betrayal, injection SUX. Quote Right
Quote Left arsenic,cyanide,strychnine,thallium, aqua,chemical,drink,drugs,injection, zafar putar chalye ghoman phiran, Chalye nehar darya park sair karan, Quote Right
Quote Left Qabil Khan alsation, bull Terrier and zafar supari killer labrado ,wehmi, nafsiati, pagal, nashai, chemical drink, drugs, InJ, arsenic, cyanide, strychnine and thallium GAME. Quote Right
Quote Left Arsenic,cyanide,strychnine and thallium are supari killers silent weapons. Quote Right
Quote Left Aqua tofana is made up of arsenic,lead and belladona and zafar supari killer uses arsenic,cyanide,strychnine and thallium. Quote Right
Quote Left Arsenic,cyanide and Thallium GAME, Wehmi Nafsiati Pagal Nashai SUPARI. Quote Right
Quote Left When a misguided and irate society honors villains as heroes, who take statues down and show their immoral concept of deception: mockery, and absurdity create a farse. Which side are you on? Truth or falsity? Quote Right
Quote Left Be clear, state your objectives, always follow-up, and follow-through. Use your entire arsenal of being to proliferate continuous action. Activate your passion with sincere acuity in the moment and time. Energize your senses for maximum performance and success! Quote Right
Quote Left To whom it concerns. ~He who is coarse course miserable strings of knots not for the better.~ Quote Right
Quote Left "I have never seen a hearse pulling a trailer!" Quote Right
Quote Left Facebook, it's free cus it's brain free, vein and empty, empty like the cows arse it fell out off. Splat Facebook is shat. Quote Right
Quote Left It happens in the strangest places... the hallway, the parking lot, the break room at work: memorable conversations, heartfelt exchanges and honest revelations. Unplanned, unrehearsed, yet unforgettable. Quote Right

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