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Best Famous Ogden Nash Quotes

Best famous Ogden Nash quotes. Find, read, and share the best famous quotations by Ogden Nash. These are the most popular quotations and best examples of quotes by Ogden Nash.

Famous Ogden Nash Quotes

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Quote Left To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. Quote Right
Quote Left Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker. Quote Right

Quote Left Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. Quote Right
Quote Left Some primal termite knocked on wood; and tasted it, and found it good. That is why your Cousin May fell through the parlor floor today. Quote Right
Quote Left The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie! Quote Right
Quote Left Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Quote Right
Quote Left Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? Quote Right
Quote Left He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples. Quote Right
Quote Left A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Quote Right
Quote Left When there are monsters there are miracles. Quote Right
Quote Left A little incompatibility is the spice of life, as long as he has income and she is pattable. Quote Right
Quote Left If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box. Quote Right
Quote Left People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Quote Right
Quote Left If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. Quote Right
Quote Left Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets Quote Right
Quote Left Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. Quote Right
Quote Left The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it. Quote Right
Quote Left Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around Quote Right
Quote Left I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine. Quote Right
Quote Left Indoors or out, no one relaxes In March, that month of wind and taxes, The wind will presently disappear, The taxes last us all year. Quote Right
Quote Left I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. Quote Right
Quote Left Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. Quote Right
Quote Left They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball. Quote Right
Quote Left There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. Quote Right
Quote Left Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave. Quote Right
Quote Left Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. Quote Right
Quote Left The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. Quote Right
Quote Left Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else Quote Right
Quote Left Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. Quote Right
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