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Quote Left To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. Quote Right
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Quote Left Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. Quote Right
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Quote Left Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker. Quote Right
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Quote Left The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie! Quote Right
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Quote Left Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Quote Right
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Quote Left He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples. Quote Right
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Quote Left When there are monsters there are miracles. Quote Right
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Quote Left A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Quote Right
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Quote Left Some primal termite knocked on wood; and tasted it, and found it good. That is why your Cousin May fell through the parlor floor today. Quote Right
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Quote Left A little incompatibility is the spice of life, as long as he has income and she is pattable. Quote Right
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Quote Left Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets Quote Right
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Quote Left If some confectioners were willing To let the shape announce the filling, We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs, Bitten into and returned to the box. Quote Right
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Quote Left If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. Quote Right
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Quote Left Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? Quote Right
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Quote Left The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift. Quote Right
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Quote Left I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it. Quote Right
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Quote Left I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine. Quote Right
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Quote Left Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around Quote Right
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Quote Left Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. Quote Right
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Quote Left I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. Quote Right
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Quote Left Indoors or out, no one relaxes In March, that month of wind and taxes, The wind will presently disappear, The taxes last us all year. Quote Right
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Quote Left People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Quote Right
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Quote Left They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball. Quote Right
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Quote Left There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. Quote Right
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Quote Left Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker. Quote Right
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Quote Left Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave. Quote Right
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Quote Left Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else Quote Right
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Quote Left The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. Quote Right
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Quote Left Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Quote Right
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Quote Left Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. Quote Right
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