Guess who is lower than whale doo?
A car salesman, come on, guess who.
Your car insurance company?...
Nope! God knows there are many.
How about a trial attorney?
those sots with exorbitant fees.
Nope! Damn close but no cigar.
Can’t guess who it might be so far?
Here’s a clue: they’re not that bright
and are nothing but parasites;
Prevarication is their tool
and think they have most of us fooled.
Give up? It’s a politician.
Brace yourselves for their lies again.