What is the difference between
news and opinions? The answer:
One obtains news from CNN;
If you‘re looking for opinions-
especially Rupert Murdoch’s-
then look no further than Fox[Views]
Remember, this is the station
of the popular three stooges:
Beck, Hannity and O’reilly
Curly is a reformed drunkard;
Larry is a college dropout;
Moe, once classmates with Howard Stern
Now do you understand why Fox
Rates highest among cable news?