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Best Poems Written by Courtney Grimm

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You

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I wasn't in love
until i met you

Copyright © Courtney Grimm | Year Posted 2007



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My Friend Kim

I have a friend whose name is Kim
and she has a dad whose name is Jim.
Kim is fun and nice, and sweet
to everyone she's such a treat!
I love Kim with all my heart
and when I'm with her i wanna fart.
Kims so special, so very dear
without her life would be so drear!
She's always my friend without sin
even when my stalker's closing in!
She passed her driving test,
and without fail she was the best!
I love it when she quotes The Ringer
and she is a great great singer!
That fatty shannon can just die,
it wouldn't matter, no one would cry.
Kim Kim I love you so
please don't change into a hoe.

Copyright © Courtney Grimm | Year Posted 2007

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Robbie Sucks

robbie gryner is such a hoe
i wish he would just go blow!
The way he cheats and sneaks
he should just go be mystique.
how could he hurt a girl like that
i just want to crush his fat!!!!!
His nose is too big, his lips too thin
i just want to deck his chin!!
He acts way too oddly
and he is just so ungodly.
I think about it way too often
how i want to see him in a coffin.
We shouldn't be sad
on how we saved ourselves from being had.

I LOVE YOU KIM!!

Copyright © Courtney Grimm | Year Posted 2007

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Lunch With Pedaphile

I once had a date,
It turned out great!
Then he turned into a stalker
And i wanted to stuff him in my locker.
Eventually he stopped walking me to class
And I could finally let out all my gas!
Then he took a liking to my friend
And then she started to descend.
She started to exclude her cronies
And this did not help strengthen her testimony!
This situation is all very crude
Because this pedaphile lives in solitude.
This whole thing she will soon regret
I hope she doesn't smoke a cigarette

Copyright © Courtney Grimm | Year Posted 2007


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