Lunch With Pedaphile

I once had a date, It turned out great! Then he turned into a stalker And i wanted to stuff him in my locker. Eventually he stopped walking me to class And I could finally let out all my gas! Then he took a liking to my friend And then she started to descend. She started to exclude her cronies And this did not help strengthen her testimony! This situation is all very crude Because this pedaphile lives in solitude. This whole thing she will soon regret I hope she doesn't smoke a cigarette