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Best Poems Written by Grace Englebreeze

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I Had An Awesome Poem

I had an awesome poem
Written in my head
Writing poems isn't my thing
So I thought it up instead

The poem had a kitten
A purple kitten too
The kitten had a mitten
That was completely blue

The kitty's blue mitten
Fell into the sea
While the poor little kitten
Cried in melancholy

Then the brave little kitten
Dove into the sea 
To try to find the mitten
That made it happy

We waited and waited
In so much despair
Our fear escalated
So we said a little prayer

And the kitten came back up
With the mitten on its paw
How great! What luck!
That the kitten didn't fall!

And that was the poem
Written in my head 
Writing poems isn't my thing
So I thought it up instead

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Political Parody of Roses Are Red

Roses are red
Lilies are pale
A politician
Should be in jail

(Sorry did I say one politician? I meant most of them)

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Roses Are Red

Roses are red
Tree bark is brown
I don't want to be killed 
By a murderous clown

Roses are red
Dragons blow fire
I really want
To live in the Shire

Roses are red
Darkness is dark
The wind moans and howls
While the crazy dog barks

Roses are red
So is blood
Once I slipped
And fell in some mud

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Silly Sister Sally Sue

Silly sister Sally Sue
Said she saw a smiley seal
Said it stole her sugary sap
Said I to she sarcastically
Certainly; sure a seal stole your sugary sap
Silly sister Sally Sue

Said she to me sardonically
It did it did
Didn't it Dean?

Diggy Dean of the Deep Deadlands
Did disagree with me too
Greatly grinning to Sally Sue

Stomping, shouting, sputtering spray 
I sold my sister to Simeon Sack on street sixty-seven
Who needed a nasty nonexistent no named nafty nutter
To serve him soup, soda and shrimp

No such thing as a smiley seal
Stealing Sally Sue's sugary sap

Until Truthful Trina Tuggletooth told Tommy Teek it t'was

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Fire and Smoke

Keep caution
Amongst their souls
I will end in fire
But not with you
Not together

Keep vigilance
Through the darkness
I shall perish in flame
But you must go on
The others need you

Keep courage
In the battle
Glory I go through smoke
But you must stay
Your time is not yet

Keep returning
From losses
I see fire and smoke
But you see hope
Pass it on
You are their leader now

Keep love
Even in anger
I am trapped
Yet you are free
Motivate them
Soldiers
Or they will come to my fate

Keep your heart and soul
Even as you fall apart
I see death
While you see life
Give it to them
Or they will lose it

I see fire
Fire and smoke
Spiraling to the sky
The night is burning
I must close my eyes
The sky is crashing down

I see smoke
Smoke and fire
Burning the wind
The city is gone
I am broken
But you are not

Keep me
In your memory
Or you will break

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Why I Was Really Late To School

First I was kidnapped
Then I broke free
I escaped from my captors only to be
Stung by a ferocious big black bumblebee
I went to the doctor
Who treated the sting
On my way I came 'cross
A poor little thing
Stuck in a key
A doctor I may not be
But I unlocked her
That poor little thing
And then-

What? 
You want to know what thing?
Well, it was a lion the size of a ring
Honest, teacher
This isn't a lie
With an actual lie I would actually try

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Don'T Take This Personally,

Don't take this personally
But you're really a mess
Your hair is way awful
And what horrible choice of dress
And I saw Sara Bess
Beat you at chess
Don't take this personally
But you're really a mess

No offense, buddy
But you're really annoying
Always complaining 'bout 
Your workplace deploying
And never enjoying
Or simply employing
No offense, buddy
But you're really annoying

I don't mean this in the sense that you think
But don't you think you've stepped on the brink?
First you tripped at the roller rink
Then you ruined our great lip sync
You then wanted to go and get a mink
But it was pink
And after a while it started to stink
But after that you got hoodwinked
By that that weird ole' crazy wild skink
And now I've started to rethink
I don't mean this in the sense you think
But don't you think you've stepped on the brink?

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Just Friends

We're just friends
I've told you time and again
You locked my dog inside a pen
We really had to make amends-
And now we're just friends

We're just pals
I've said it over and over
You buried all of my oil pascals
Really rude and moreover
You don't even seem to have morale-
So now we're just pals

We're just colleagues
How many times must I say it?
You're such a lying hypocrite
You tried to join all the jerk off leagues-
So now we're just colleagues

WE'RE JUST PAST ACQUAINTANCES
LAST TIME I SAY!
YOU TOOK ALL OF MY MONTHLY PAY
AND TRIED TO ENTER THE GOLDEN SLEIGH!
YOU NEVER WORK AND NEVER PRAY
AND YOU"RE ALWAYS COMMENTING ON HOW MUCH I WEIGH!
YOU HATE MY DELICIOUS NUTRITIOUS WHEY
AND TO YOU EVERYTHING ON EARTH IS GREY
SO TO OUR RELATIONSHIP
NAY I SAY!!!!

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Into the Pond

Why do you jump
Jump into the old frog pond
Without your galoshes

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Head Scratcher

I wonder exactly why
All humans so quickly die
Perhaps it is from 
Political scum
Or maybe it's from all the wine